Colin From Accounts - First Season English Subtitles
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Centred on Ashley and Gordon, two single-ish, complex humans who are brought together by a car accident and an injured dog. Flawed, funny people choosing each other and being brave enough to show their true self, scars and all, as...
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Colin.From.Accounts.S01.WEBRip.Binge
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All 8 Episodes. Binge WEBRip
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1 00:00:39,763 --> 00:00:40,763 (DOG WHINES) 2 00:00:44,203 --> 00:00:46,003 ('CHAIN REACTION' BY JOHN FARNHAM PLAYS) 3 00:00:52,483 --> 00:00:53,763 (ALARM BEEPS) 4 00:00:56,363 --> 00:00:58,723 ♪ One shot in a revolution 5 00:00:58,763 --> 00:01:00,042 ♪ One drop from a poison pen 6 00:01:00,043 --> 00:01:01,083 ♪ One drop from a poison pen 7 00:01:01,123 --> 00:01:03,443 ♪ One fruit too small and bitter 8 00:01:03,483 --> 00:01:05,803 ♪ One tree too proud to bend 9 00:01:05,843 --> 00:01:08,123 ♪ One man to start the trouble 10 00:01:08,163 --> 00:01:10,723 ♪ One kiss to seal your fate
1 00:00:37,483 --> 00:00:38,523 Hmm? 2 00:00:42,323 --> 00:00:45,443 Hey. Hey, hey, hey! Stop. 3 00:00:47,763 --> 00:00:48,803 What are you doing? 4 00:00:50,043 --> 00:00:52,643 Ash? Ashley. 5 00:01:02,923 --> 00:01:04,642 Oh, God. 6 00:01:04,683 --> 00:01:06,723 Oh, no! 7 00:01:06,763 --> 00:01:08,843 No! 8 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:09,923 What? 9 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:40,323 Hey. Sorry. Hi. 10 00:01:40,363 --> 00:01:41,923
1 00:00:23,763 --> 00:00:26,803 This is nice. Yeah. 2 00:00:26,843 --> 00:00:28,403 Col, is this nice? High-five? 3 00:00:28,443 --> 00:00:30,003 Oh, good boy! 4 00:00:30,043 --> 00:00:31,723 Do you think he's smarter than most dogs? 5 00:00:31,763 --> 00:00:32,843 No. 6 00:00:32,883 --> 00:00:33,883 What? 7 00:00:33,923 --> 00:00:36,203 No, I think everyone just thinks their dog's really smart. 8 00:00:36,243 --> 00:00:38,043 He is very smart. 9 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:40,363 I can see you've become like a weird dog person.
1 00:00:21,443 --> 00:00:24,443 (GROOVY MUSIC) 2 00:00:31,883 --> 00:00:34,763 OK, Mrs Scheller. Um, just about done. 3 00:00:34,803 --> 00:00:37,403 You feel alright? Can't feel a thing, thank God. 4 00:00:39,283 --> 00:00:40,883 (INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT) 5 00:00:40,923 --> 00:00:42,763 Is it a bad one? No, it's fine. 6 00:00:42,803 --> 00:00:44,123 It's just a small tear. Yeah. 7 00:00:44,163 --> 00:00:45,603 How long will it take to heal? 8 00:00:45,643 --> 00:00:46,803 Um, seven to ten days, 9 00:00:46,843 --> 00:00:48,523 but you might still feel a little sore after that,
1 00:00:25,563 --> 00:00:26,923 Oops. 2 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:34,483 Oopsie. 3 00:00:37,883 --> 00:00:39,963 Well it was always gonna happen, wasn't it? 4 00:00:40,003 --> 00:00:41,723 Yeah, it was. 5 00:00:42,723 --> 00:00:47,203 With a big lasagne face like yours 6 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,883 how could I say no? 7 00:00:50,923 --> 00:00:52,083 Yeah. 8 00:00:54,603 --> 00:00:56,363 I need your bed. 9 00:00:57,523 --> 00:00:59,003 I need yours. 10 00:00:59,043 --> 00:01:00,043 I need your bed.
1 00:00:23,683 --> 00:00:24,963 Whoo! 2 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:26,003 You OK? 3 00:00:26,043 --> 00:00:27,643 Ah, I just... I just need a second. 4 00:00:27,683 --> 00:00:28,723 OK. 5 00:00:28,763 --> 00:00:33,323 Sorry, my Mum drives me insane and you know, you've met her. 6 00:00:33,363 --> 00:00:36,323 Yeah. I have. And she's a lot, but she's alright. 7 00:00:36,363 --> 00:00:39,123 Um, she's not, and this is her home ground. 8 00:00:39,163 --> 00:00:41,243 So, she has home-ground advantage. OK. 9 00:00:41,283 --> 00:00:43,403 Also, Lee
1 00:00:21,803 --> 00:00:23,403 ('UH UH UH' BY TONY AND THE KIKI PLAYS) 2 00:00:25,883 --> 00:00:31,483 ♪ Shoo, shoo, shoo-doo, shoo... ♪ 3 00:00:31,523 --> 00:00:35,403 Fuck, how good is Peggy's place? Oh, my god, it's so good. 4 00:00:38,243 --> 00:00:40,123 Meggles, I'm all nervous. 5 00:00:40,163 --> 00:00:41,363 You love parties. 6 00:00:41,403 --> 00:00:43,123 Yeah, but what if no-one likes him? 7 00:00:43,163 --> 00:00:44,803 Who cares? Do you like him? 8 00:00:46,483 --> 00:00:47,963 Oh, fuckin' great. 9 00:00:48,003 --> 00:00:49,603 No, I didn't... I nodded. I like him.
1 00:00:29,643 --> 00:00:32,643 Do I seem less intuitive to you? 2 00:00:32,683 --> 00:00:34,763 I just had some Botox in my third eye. 3 00:00:36,083 --> 00:00:37,443 No. 4 00:00:37,483 --> 00:00:38,803 Looks better though, doesn't it? 5 00:00:40,763 --> 00:00:42,123 Yeah, Mum. Looks good. 6 00:00:42,163 --> 00:00:45,203 Oh, stop mooning over him, darling. 7 00:00:45,243 --> 00:00:47,643 I'm not mooning over him. I'm mooning over Colin. 8 00:00:47,683 --> 00:00:49,843 That's who I meant! Oh. 9 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,403 Darling, you can't have a crippled dog.
