Hard Quiz - Seventh Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
A quiz show hosted by comedian Tom Gleeson, who in each episode gets to quiz and mock four contestants, each of whom has selected a specialist subject area. The winner gets to own Tom's coveted Big Brass Mug.
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Hard.Quiz.S07.WEBRip.iview
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All 25 Episodes. ABC iview WEBRip. Includes Mad As Hell Does Hard Quiz Special.
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1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,720 Expert subject - the Los Angeles Dodgers. 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,440 Expert subject - Lawrence of Arabia. 4 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:22,880 Expert subject - US space program Project Mercury. 5 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,480 Expert subject - Get Smart. 6 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,759 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson! 7 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,879 Yes! Hello! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 8 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,839 Still the one. 9 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,319 Welcome to Hard Quiz.
1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,440 VOICEOVER: Tonight, on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,800 Expert subject, British musician Phil Collins. 3 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:16,240 Expert subject, Telecom Phonecards. 4 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:22,320 Expert subject, film trilogy High School Musical. 5 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:28,200 Expert subject, famed architect Frank Lloyd Wright. 6 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,119 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,479 Hello. How are you? 8 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,159 G'day, viewers. 9 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,599 Welcome to Hard Quiz. 10
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,279 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,519 Josh, digital marketer. 3 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:10,159 Expert subject - The Fast and the Furious. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,039 Jules, scientist. 5 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:14,839 Expert subject - bananas. 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,599 Nicola, historian and podcaster. 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:22,039 Expert subject - Marxist revolutionary Leon Trotsky. 8 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,399 Jarrod, legal assistant. 9 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,200 Expert subject - the sun. 10
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,680 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:10,320 Expert subject, rock band Deep Purple. 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,960 Expert subject, the Isle of Wight. 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,600 Expert subject, E.T. 5 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,960 Expert subject, the Super Netball league. 6 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,279 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:33,599 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello! How are you? 8 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,279 I'm a bit itchy. 9 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,999 Welcome to Hard Quiz. These contestants are Pringles.
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,719 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:05,959 ..Michael, teacher. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:09,279 Expert subject, Bugs Bunny. 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:10,759 Donna, teacher. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,199 Expert subject, To Kill a Mockingbird. 6 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,199 Bill, teacher! 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:21,279 Expert subject, trading card game Magic: The Gathering. 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,799 Sarah, teacher! 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,759 Expert subject, St Kilda Football Club. 10
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,520 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:10,680 Expert subject, US author Kurt Vonnegut. 3 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:15,640 Expert subject, Britney Spears. 4 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:22,480 Expert subject, comedy film Wayne's World. 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:28,479 Expert subject, condoms. 6 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,239 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,159 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes! Hello! 8 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:35,719 Make me a sandwich. 9 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,719 Welcome to Hard Quiz. These contestants are plot lines.
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,480 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz, it's the Battle of the Duds. 2 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:12,240 Expert subject, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:18,960 Expert subject, online game World of Warcraft. 4 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:26,320 Expert subject, Indian cricket captain Virat Kohli. 5 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:31,799 Expert subject, American band Goo Goo Dolls. 6 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,719 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,279 Yes! Oh, there you are. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,879 You beauty! 9 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,839
1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,440 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz: 2 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,239 Expert subject - 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,160 motorcycle racer Toby Price. 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,600 Expert subject - The Greens. 5 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,200 Expert Subject - malaria. 6 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:29,160 Expert subject - comedy duo Lano and Woodley. 7 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,399 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson! 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,719 Yes! We are ON! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 9 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,439 Alrighty. Welcome to Hard Quiz! 10 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,439
1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,440 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:09,560 ..Sarah, banker. Expert subject, Harry Potter films. 3 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:15,120 Elliot, investment analyst. Expert subject, George W Bush. 4 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:20,600 Darren, construction manager. Expert subject, bricks. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:27,320 Rinaldo, retiree. Expert subject, football star Diego Maradona. 6 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,600 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,880 Yes! Hello! 8 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:35,160 Bring back Skithouse. 9 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,560 Welcome to Hard Quiz.
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,520 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:11,520 ..expert subject, sci-fi series Stargate SG-1. 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:18,400 ..expert subject, political and spiritual leader Mahatma Gandhi. 4 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,760 ..expert subject, Australian poetry. 5 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:31,240 ..expert subject, graphic novel series and film Scott Pilgrim. 6 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,920 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,520 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes! 8 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,280 Hello! 9 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,960 Taste!
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,560 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,120 Expert subject, Richard Wagner. 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:15,240 Expert subject, Nicole Kidman. 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,640 Expert subject, Buddhism. 5 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,559 Expert subject, Fight Club. 6 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,999 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,799 Yes! Here I am. 8 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,399 How are you? 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,400 Taste! 10 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:36,039 Welcome to Hard Quiz. These contestants are steaks.
1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,680 VOICEOVER: Tonight on Hard Quiz - 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:09,600 Expert subject, Adolf Hitler. 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,280 Expert subject, online game Fortnite. 4 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:21,680 Expert subject, Jesus Christ Superstar. 5 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:27,000 Expert subject, Agatha Christie. 6 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,279 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,879 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes. Hello. 8 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,559 Cheese. 9 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,879 Welcome to Hard Quiz. These contestants are retail outlets.
1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,280 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,520 Expert subject - Tutankhamun. 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,160 Expert subject - feet. 4 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,880 Expert subject - Mister Ed. 5 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,720 Expert subject - Jake Gyllenhaal. 6 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,799 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson! 7 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,719 Yes! We're on! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 8 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,559 Happy birthday. 9 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,039 Welcome to Hard Quiz! 10 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,759 These contestants are cymbals -
1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:03,239 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz, 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,400 it's the Battle of the Duds. 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,320 Expert subject, diamonds. 4 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:17,160 Expert subject, social psychology. 5 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:23,000 Expert subject, Novak Djokovic. 6 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:28,840 Expert subject, the Australian Dung Beetle Project. 7 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,359 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 8 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,360 Yes! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 9 00:00:33,361 --> 00:00:34,999 Hello! 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,879
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,480 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:10,960 Expert subject, acclaimed photographer Robert Mapplethorpe. 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:16,200 Expert subject, Melbourne Storm. 4 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,160 Expert subject, Metallica. 5 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:27,159 Expert subject, period drama Bridgerton. 6 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,679 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,279 Yes! We're on! 8 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,039 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,239 Alan Kohler's cool. 10 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:38,919
1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:04,440 STEVE VIZARD: Tonight, on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,760 ..Elisabeth, architect, 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,760 expert subject - teen classic Puberty Blues. 4 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,760 Jim, tattoo artist, 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:17,200 expert subject - US punk rockers Green Day. 6 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:19,280 Josh, pastor, 7 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,120 expert subject - the Bible. 8 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,960 Anna, student, 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,520 expert subject - Weimaraners. 10
1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,440 Tonight, on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:11,360 Expert subject - videogame series Final Fantasy. 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,800 Expert subject - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. 4 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,560 Expert subject - Arnott's biscuits. 5 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:28,320 Expert subject - '90s sitcom Father Ted. 6 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,039 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. Yes! 7 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,079 You beauty! 8 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,879 Howzat! 9 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,199 Welcome to Hard Quiz.
1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,520 VOICEOVER: Tonight on Hard Quiz: 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,240 Expert subject - the L.A. Lakers. 3 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:15,160 Expert subject - Beauty and The Beast. 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:22,240 Expert subject - the classic road film Easy Rider. 5 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,560 Expert subject - Keeping Up with The Kardashians. 6 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,239 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson! 7 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,879 Yes! We're on! 8 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,919 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) You beauty! 9 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,639 Bit squiffy.
1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,439 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz, 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:07,159 Daniel - marketing coordinator. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:11,719 Expert subject - animated comedy Ratatouille. 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,799 Tim - music teacher. 5 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,519 Expert subject - Australian owls. 6 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,599 Wayne - retiree. 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,159 Expert subject - the Ford Mustang. 8 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,239 Kylie - copywriter. 9 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:29,400 Expert subject - The Real Housewives of New York City. 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,879
1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:04,600 ANNOUNCER: Tonight, on Hard Quiz, 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,360 Expert subject, Canadian rock band Rush. 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:17,280 Expert subject, animated series Family Guy. 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:22,680 Expert subject, Macbeth. 5 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,720 Expert subject, disaster film Armageddon. 6 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,679 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,679 Yes! Hello. 8 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,399 I need a snack. 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,319 Welcome to Hard Quiz. These contestants are dodgy oysters.
1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,959 ANNOUNCER: Tonight, on Hard Quiz, it's the Battle of the Duds. 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,079 Harry. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,199 Dentist. 4 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,199 Expert subject, teeth. 5 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,359 Rachael. 6 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,679 Classical singer. 7 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,919 Expert subject, TikTok. 8 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,199 Kogu. 9 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,279 Teacher. 10 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,679 Expert subject, A-League.
1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,480 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,840 Expert subject, Jackass. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:16,040 Expert subject, Miles Davis. 4 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,880 Expert subject, the global financial crisis. 5 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,960 Expert subject, Hamish & Andy. 6 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,719 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. Yes! 7 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,879 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hello! 8 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,199 I lost my keys. 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,439 Welcome to Hard Quiz. 10
1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,440 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz... 2 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:10,480 Expert subject, comic book character the Phantom. 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:16,640 Expert subject, romantic comedy Love Actually. 4 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,480 Expert subject, Republican China. 5 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,520 Expert subject, Eddie McGuire! 6 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,519 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson. 7 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:34,479 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes! Let's do it! 8 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:36,839 Still the one. 9 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,639 Welcome to Hard Quiz. These contestants are battleships.
1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,280 ANNOUNCER: Tonight on Hard Quiz: 2 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:10,360 Expert subject - Bruce Springsteen. 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,800 Expert subject - flags. 4 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,520 Expert subject - Hamilton the Musical 5 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,600 Expert subject - Japanese artist Hokusai. 6 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,879 Here's your host Tom Gleeson! 7 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,119 Yes! Oh, there you are. 8 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,519 G'day! 9 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,359 G'day, Aunty Meg. 10 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,999
1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:07,080 VOICEOVER: On tonight's special episode, Mad as Hell does Hard Quiz. 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:11,560 Christie Whelan Browne - expert subject, The Office. 3 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:17,440 Tosh Greenslade - expert subject, comedy film Joe Dirt. 4 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:22,080 Emily Taheny - expert subject, Paul Kelly. 5 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,680 Francis Greenslade - 6 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:27,840 expert subject, Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. 7 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,440 Here's your host, Tom Gleeson! Yes! 8 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,760 (CHEERING) Hello! 9
