The Guild - Season 4 English Subtitles

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So, we faced off
against the rival guild.

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It came down to me
and their leader, Fawkes.

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I kicked his butt.
We met up for drinks.

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And then...

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Oh, boy.

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I never win anything,

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and I've certainly never done stuff
like... that on the first date.

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So I blame the heat of victory.

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Stupid confidence!

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I hope this thing works.

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I was in the middle of arguing
with the guild,

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and my computer just, pow!

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This bedroom feels
like a crime scene now...

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for more than one reason.

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Telling the guild about Fawkes
was the right thing to do.

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I just wish they hadn't jumped
to all the... right conclusions.

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They're so mad at me!
I texted everyone,

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"Help! Computer broke!

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Last night was a miscommunication.
That's all.

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When I was on the phone
with Fawkes yesterday,

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I'm pretty sure I heard rubble
sound effects in the background,

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which meant he was running
the Yevven Ridge Dungeon,

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which is super intense
on the leadership side.

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Plus, I just dance around things
too much.

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I should've just come out and said,

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"Do you want to get together tonight
for a date?"

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I'm not a slut. I am not.
I am a good girl.

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The worst thing I've ever done
is sniff a permanent marker.

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But it was only 15 seconds tops,

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and the whole time,
I was screaming inside,

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"Stop! Cancer! Stop!"

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What did I misunderstand
about that date?

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We got along great.

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Oh, that rhymes.

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With a little logic
and a mild panic attack,

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Bladezz got me a job!

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That he's pissed at me for getting,
but... whatever.

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A job!

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It's been so long, it feels weird
coming out of my mouth.

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Job! Jo-o-b. Jo-o-o-wb!

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Okay, I'll stop.

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I'm not technically qualified
or getting paid up front,

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which is so like me,
but I think I can do this!

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Social media can't be that hard.

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I thought it would be cool
being able to log on from work,

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but Ollie keeps ambushing me.

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It's making me totally paranoid.

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This webcam's gonna look
like a cheap seaside horror film.

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Anyway, I've been doing
a lot of Web stuff

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for Cheesybeards, and -
What was that noise?

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Ollie is so stealthy for a pirate.

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Why can't he have a peg leg
instead of a sharp, shiny hook.

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And what's the deal

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I've never gotten
into real-time strategy games.

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It's hard enough responding
to a turn-based scenario,

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but adding a real-time element?

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How is that fun?!

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I have a hard enough time coping
with real life in real time.

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Like, if I had a pause button,

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I could've come up
with an actual good excuse

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why I couldn't go to dinner,

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or cope better with the fact

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One of the most common types
of romance novels

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is about "the reformed rake,"

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a devilish man-whore
who sleeps with anything that moves

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until he meets the one right girl

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who makes him
hang up his man parts

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to settle down
for a long one-lady life.

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She usually ends up pregnant
in the epilogue.

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Thank God I called it off
with Fawkes before that.

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I am not gonna talk
about the Fawkes thing.

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Or how everyone in the guild
now thinks I'm a liar.

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And forget about the Zaboo thing.
I am not talking about that, either.

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I mean, how dense do you have be
to think that -

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See? I'm talking about all the stuff
I said I wasn't going to talk about.

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We just finished filming
the Cheesybeards commercial.

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We've been up all night.

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Bladezz is gonna edit it
and add some graphics and stuff

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Three relationships in my life
have ended with a whimper -

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a boyfriend in high school,
a boyfriend in college,

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and my cousin Christine.

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After a while, we just stopped
calling each other.

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They faded away.

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It was easier that way -
no messy breakups.

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Well, Christine forged my signature

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and took a bunch
of credit cards out in my name,

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so I guess that's

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I can't believe Ollie fired us
because we set the restaurant on fire!

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I'm sorry, it's just, like,
so lamely ironic.

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I'm never getting
a new computer now.

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Well, that sobered me up.

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Someone filmed the whole thing
from the audience and posted it,

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so now Bladezz is even more
Internet famous.

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And, if possible, more irritating.

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This is a good life lesson -

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never try anything new

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So we're all in Clara's dining room.

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I'm playing the wedding march
into my desktop.

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And I look around, and we look
like some freaky reality show.

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"Amazing Geeks" or "Nerdy Shore"
or "The Biggest Losers" or...

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Never mind.

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Zaboo tried so hard
to be a good friend to me.

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I really owed it to him to try to do
something to stop this wedding.

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And it's not because he gave me
a new computer, okay?

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