The Rules of Attraction English Subtitles

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It's a story that might bore you, but you don't
have to listen 'cause I knew it'd be like that.

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And it was in that last year,
or actually weekend,

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really a Friday in December at Camden,
years ago when I was a different person,

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I was so drunk
that I ended up losing my virginity.

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I lost it to a guy
I thought was a ceramics major,

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but who was either an NYU film student
there for The End Of The World, or a townie.

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I actually had my eye on someone else
that night. Victor.

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With European girls,
it's just a numbers game.