Todd and the Book of Pure Evil - Second Season English Subtitles

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At long last
I finally have the source

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of ultimate power
and evil in my hands.

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I'm going to spread your pages.

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I'm gonna penetrate
your deep dark secrets.

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And shudder with ecstacy

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as I bring my wildest
desires to fruition.

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So-

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anybody know how we do that?

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Only the former hooded
leader, your dead father,

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Top of the morning
to you, little dude!

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Hey, eat shit and
die of eating shit.

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Whoa, that's no way to
treat your friends.

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You're not my friends.

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We're the only ones
that know what

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you're going through,
little dude,

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and where you're going to.

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You can't escape
your destiny, loser.

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You want to destroy
the Book Of Pure Evil?!

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No offense, Mr. Kolinsky, but you've been

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in a semi-coma for the past year

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and take it from us, the Book is bad news.

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Yeah. It's like a wild mistress.

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It can't be tamed.

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It's true.

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Todd almost became the Pure Evil One,

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Curtis' demonic arm almost killed Todd,

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and the homunculus almost killed Jenny.

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Pretty amazing, huh?

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It was... incredible!

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It was. Period.

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The sexy movements make me horny.

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Wow! Thanks, Todd!

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That's the idea, yeah!

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He's not watching you.
He's cheer-leering.

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1-2-3-4, Crowley Goats are gonna score!

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5-6-7-8, Crowley Goats are really great!

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They move so gracefully.

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Keep growing, little buds,

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one day you're gonna get
big and have babies

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and they're gonna fill
my lungs with love.

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Jimmy!
Keys to the lock-up.

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Whoa, not so fast, man,
you must pay a tithe

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to enter the Chamber of Stuff.

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Curtis, tithe.

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Um...

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How about these porn star cards?

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Keep working, you delinquents.

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I've got my eyes on you.

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Don't think I'm
not watching you-

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Prepare to fist!

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You know I'm no computer expert,

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but that's very
impressive work, boys.

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We totally made this.

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Yeah, Mrs. Dempsey, you should
probably give us both 'A's.

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Yeah...

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I have perused
this file and I have to say,

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this is some sick shit.

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A peephole
in the girls change room?

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Hiding in the girls
washroom and taking photos

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over the top of the stalls?

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I mean, what's next?
Putting cameras up

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all over the school so you
can spy on everybody?

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Usually, these matters are
handled by the Principal

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Rrrrrahhh!

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Looks like someone needs
to trim their nails!

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Ahhhhhhhh!

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Stop it! You're
destroying everything!

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AH!
The humanity!

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Ugh!

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Rahhh!

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Ahhhhhh!

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CLANG!

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♪ Happy happy birthday! ♪

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♪ Happy happy birthday! ♪

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♪ Today is your
birthday, yay yay yay! ♪

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This is the best birthday ever.

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Who am I kidding, every birthday
is the best birthday ever.

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Look at those heathens.

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Reveling in their sin.

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They look happy, it must be
nice to celebrate a birthday.

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You know that's against our
religion Martha Ruth Miriam

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Okay, we need
some new ideas, Gang.

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And fast.

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I've got an awesome idea.

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You.

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Me.

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Brainstorming ideas.

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This weekend.

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Okay yeah...

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Except instead of you and me,
let's make it the four of us.

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Have you seen Barry?

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He's washing his laundry.

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Thanks Wanda.

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And by laundry, I mean penis.

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Hey Barry.

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Eliza?!

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You said you would save
yourself for marriage!

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But baby, everybody
knows blowjobs don't count.

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Women.

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This album was recorded in 1982.

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Banner year for metal.

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They look like they
haven't aged a day.

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Neither have their haircuts.

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What's the matter with you?

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Oh, I'm just...

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Thinking about Nikki.

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Have you seen her
since the pump and dump?

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No, she um...

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Hannah,

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I'd be honored
if you'll go with me.

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Yeah obviously
I'm your girlfriend.

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Forget about the stupid dance,
remember what that record said

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about the prophecy.

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Now that Todd has lost his
virginity to that slut,

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he could become the pure
evil one at any second.

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Right that.

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He doesn't like you talking