Todd and the Book of Pure Evil - First Season English Subtitles
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A stoner metalhead named Todd Smith, his crushee Jenny, his best friend Curtis, and the geeky Hannah, search their high school for a mayhem-causing Satanic spell book, while being opposed by Atticus, the evil guidance councillor.
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Todd.and.the.Book.of.Pure.Evil.S01.720p.WEB.DL.DD5.1.H.264
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1 00:00:03,113 --> 00:00:05,881 Are you wussies ready to be annihilated? 2 00:00:06,417 --> 00:00:09,852 Witness the awesome power of Todd! 3 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:21,430 I am Todd the metal God! 4 00:00:25,534 --> 00:00:28,536 I want you, Todd. 5 00:00:29,805 --> 00:00:34,876 This song goes out to the owner of these sweet panties. 6 00:00:35,878 --> 00:00:37,879 Jenny kolinsky! 7 00:00:40,449 --> 00:00:44,484 It's a love song I wrote called... 8 00:00:44,552 --> 00:00:48,421 "sexy she-witch of Hades!" 9 00:01:23,355 --> 00:01:26,357 I chort off better than you play! 10 00:01:27,794 --> 00:01:29,860
1 00:00:13,916 --> 00:00:15,984 Are those your dead parents? 2 00:00:16,252 --> 00:00:19,220 They sure don't look like they were ground-breaking scientists. 3 00:00:19,288 --> 00:00:22,189 Frankly, Hannah, you should spend so much time in the science lab. 4 00:00:22,257 --> 00:00:24,291 This is why you have no friends. 5 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:26,293 Friends are overrated. 6 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:28,728 I have one true love, and that love is science. 7 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:31,365 But science doesn't love you Hannah, it doesn't even like you. 8 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,733 It killed your parents. 9 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:36,936 No offense Hannah, but you're twice as
1 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:12,440 I got a great idea. 2 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,160 All right. 3 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,440 Goth chicks like it in the basement. 4 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,720 What was that noise? 5 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,760 It's only the, uh, furnace, Anthony. 6 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,760 Don't be afraid. 7 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,440 Hey, Marcy! 8 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,120 What's goin' on? 9 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,120 Hello? 10 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,800 Hey, come on!
1 00:00:25,252 --> 00:00:27,786 (Bailey)Hey, Simon, we see you got your fruit delivery. 2 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:29,821 (Allan) Yeah, fruits for the fruit. 3 00:00:30,256 --> 00:00:32,324 Really good one, Allan. 4 00:00:33,026 --> 00:00:35,093 (Allan) 'Cause you're a queer fruit. 5 00:00:36,029 --> 00:00:38,496 Hey, we were wondering what kind of fruit you were. 6 00:00:38,564 --> 00:00:40,498 (Allan) Are you a cumquat? 7 00:00:40,566 --> 00:00:42,499 Cumquat. Ha ha ha! 8 00:00:42,567 --> 00:00:44,501 (Bailey) Get it? 9 00:00:44,569 --> 00:00:46,503 Got it. Sort of.
1 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:27,217 Help! Help! 2 00:00:33,599 --> 00:00:36,668 Please let this be a dream... Please let this be a dream... 3 00:00:46,044 --> 00:00:48,144 Hi, Todd. 4 00:00:48,145 --> 00:00:50,113 Please let this not be a dream. 5 00:00:51,049 --> 00:00:53,116 I'm so horny for you, Todd. 6 00:00:54,786 --> 00:00:56,853 So horny it hurts... 7 00:01:02,158 --> 00:01:05,895 I'm going to rock you like a hurricane. 8 00:01:11,434 --> 00:01:14,535 I never want to wake up for as long as I live. 9 00:01:16,538 --> 00:01:18,539 Come on, people, keep it coming! 10
1 00:00:04,253 --> 00:00:06,187 Based on the extremely scientific results 2 00:00:06,255 --> 00:00:09,522 of your aptitude test it appears you are best suited to be-- 3 00:00:11,192 --> 00:00:13,260 A nurse. 4 00:00:13,594 --> 00:00:15,695 Next! 5 00:00:20,334 --> 00:00:22,402 Nurse. 6 00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:24,671 Next! 7 00:00:25,639 --> 00:00:27,674 Nurse and nurse. 8 00:00:32,913 --> 00:00:34,980 Valuable team member. 9 00:00:38,786 --> 00:00:43,054 Something... Science-y, I think, am I right? 10
1 00:00:02,181 --> 00:00:05,048 So If we can extrapolate from this map several possible 2 00:00:05,049 --> 00:00:07,984 locations for the book we could possibly set up a series 3 00:00:07,985 --> 00:00:10,053 of stakeouts or observation posts. 4 00:00:11,089 --> 00:00:13,156 Ahhhh. Cut it out! 5 00:00:13,157 --> 00:00:15,158 Sorry, Jenny. But these daily, 6 00:00:15,159 --> 00:00:17,460 where will the book strike next meetings are boring. 7 00:00:17,461 --> 00:00:19,462 But check out this new game we invented. 8 00:00:19,463 --> 00:00:21,731 It's called human ball. Ten points! 9
1 00:00:03,753 --> 00:00:05,587 I really don't understand this one. 2 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:07,622 What's not to understand? 3 00:00:07,623 --> 00:00:09,658 That idiot used the book. 4 00:00:09,659 --> 00:00:11,593 Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions. 5 00:00:12,261 --> 00:00:14,262 (Jenny) Curtis has been turned to stone 6 00:00:14,263 --> 00:00:16,631 (Jenny) and he's holding the book of pure evil. 7 00:00:16,632 --> 00:00:18,633 Do you know anything about this, Todd? 8 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:20,602 No, why would I know anything about this? 9 00:00:21,836 --> 00:00:24,238 So Curtis used the book for some unknown reason
1 00:00:02,918 --> 00:00:06,920 Eight months ago, the sisterhood of fertility made a secret pact 2 00:00:06,921 --> 00:00:09,522 and now the time has come 3 00:00:09,523 --> 00:00:12,258 to reveal the fruits of our labor. 4 00:00:15,395 --> 00:00:17,696 It's baby bump time! 5 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:23,035 I can't believe we're all going to be mommies at the same time! 6 00:00:23,636 --> 00:00:25,703 I just felt it kick! 7 00:00:26,472 --> 00:00:28,573 Come on, Sharon, show us yours. 8 00:00:28,574 --> 00:00:31,009 No, I'm really bloated. 9 00:00:31,010 --> 00:00:33,077 Share with the sisterhood, Sharon. 10 00:00:34,147 --> 00:00:36,248
1 00:00:06,377 --> 00:00:08,478 What are you on? Your periods? 2 00:00:08,479 --> 00:00:10,480 You play like a bunch of girls! 3 00:00:10,481 --> 00:00:12,482 Coach, some girls are really good at basketball. 4 00:00:12,483 --> 00:00:14,484 And girls give great blow jobs, too. 5 00:00:14,485 --> 00:00:16,485 What are you saying , Elliot? 6 00:00:16,486 --> 00:00:18,487 Do you give great blow jobs? 7 00:00:18,488 --> 00:00:20,489 Pretty good... 8 00:00:20,490 --> 00:00:22,491 And you! You're the team captain! 9 00:00:22,492 --> 00:00:24,927
1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:05,167 Kids, settle down, I have an announcement to make. 2 00:00:07,604 --> 00:00:09,638 Shut up! Shut-up! 3 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:14,275 I have a very sad announcement to make. 4 00:00:14,276 --> 00:00:17,478 The school drama club's annual theatre performance is upon us 5 00:00:17,479 --> 00:00:20,981 and the school board has requested an upbeat musical. 6 00:00:20,982 --> 00:00:23,351 Nooooooo! 7 00:00:23,352 --> 00:00:25,453 My sentiments exactly. 8 00:00:25,454 --> 00:00:28,788 I have been ordered to to direct so I have begrudgingly accepted. 9 00:00:28,789 --> 00:00:30,857 Auditions will be posted
1 00:00:03,008 --> 00:00:05,677 Okay, chess fans. Wow, it's the moment we've all been 2 00:00:05,678 --> 00:00:08,912 waiting for. Let's hear it for our finalists 3 00:00:08,913 --> 00:00:11,013 in this year's Crowley High chess championship, 4 00:00:11,014 --> 00:00:13,416 (Atticus) Len Bergman and Hannah B. Williams. 5 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:15,885 I want you to murderize him. Take him apart. 6 00:00:15,886 --> 00:00:18,455 (Curtis) Humiliate his king, gangpawn his queen in front of him. 7 00:00:19,356 --> 00:00:21,424 (Hannah moaning) 8 00:00:22,426 --> 00:00:24,494 Uh, good luck, Hannah. 9 00:00:25,929 --> 00:00:28,863
1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,080 Are you pussies ready to be annihilated? 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,760 Witness the awesome power of... 3 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,080 I am Todd, the pure evil one! 4 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,800 I am your lord and master! 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,440 Prepare to be conquered! 6 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,440 You asshole! 7 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,280 Adriano_CSI www.addic7ed.com 8 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,520 Hey, watch where you're going cripshit. 9 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,600 As if I haven't heard that one before. 10 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,560
