CONTAINS SEXUAL DEPICTIONS AND COARSE LANGUAGE
SIX MONTHS FROM NOW
Fanny Andersson, one of the three faces
of the year's most talked-about story.
Do you feel no responsibility for what happened to Marion and Marit?
No. I mean
If the police cared about the real victim,
they would have exposed the culprit,
and the case would have ended differently.
I'm sure of it.
Do you feel guilty of what you're accused of?
I think it's difficult to fight crime
without committing some crimes yourself.
Most of you know me from a private video that was shared a while ago.
Many of you have opinions about me, but you don't know me.
Marion Løvås, 19, in Celebrity Paradise Hotel.
Marion Løvås and Marit Kristiansen.
-That's it? Just the suits? -Yeah.
-Cool. -I know. They glow in the dark.
-Those jackets are awesome. -No!
Hey.
Are you still grumpy because we're not on a bus?
No. It's just that they got so much stuff.
What are we supposed to do with this?
With this? I have a lot of great ideas.
We'll have our own concept and our own merch.
And in ten years you'll be really happy that you decided
to rise above this crazy jungle.
I'm looking forward to being a happy 28-year-old
with a house in Bærum, three kids,
-a Golden Retriever... -You won't have a Golden Retriever.
You'll have an annoying purse dog. I'll have a big Golden Retriever.
-Inferno! -Inferno!
No, hold on.
I think you'll have this one. Ham and cheese.
-If that's all right. -Okay.
-I really want the roast beef. -What?
What? Did you say something?
Hey.
-What's happening? -What the hell? Did they get stamps?
Jesus Christ! I'm sure they have one with "Not Approved" too.
-They're out of roast beef. -Christian got the last one.
Of course he did.
Are you happy with the stuff you got?
-Yeah, I love the jackets. -They're really cool.
Do you have room on your bus?
-Why? Want to try again? -Yeah, I do.
-You got quite a few votes last time. -That's why I'm asking.
You still have two spots open? So Marit and I can both try out?
We saw the jackets and thought, "We need those."
-Hey. -Hi, Sanna.
-Hi. -Hi!
We'll have another hazing party at my place.
Cool. Awesome.
-Hey, bitches! -Marion!
I bought a Womanizer this weekend. It's the best thing I've ever done.
-Why did you buy ham? -That's all they had. Let's just eat.
Okay. This is where we'll live. Check this out.
-Wow. I'm in. -Isn't it nice?
It says it costs 500 dollar per night. That's a lot, right?
It's a lot, but it's worth it.
Can you help me with the button?
Oh, my God. Okay.
Hold your breath.
-They're nice. -Yeah.
But who's supposed to help you get them on each day?
This one's a lot cheaper and really nice, but
It only has one bedroom. Take a look.
-We need two rooms. -Why?
Hello! Future boyfriends.
Yeah, but if we get boyfriends, I'm sure we can sleep at their place,
and we're going there to focus on the swimming,
not for future boyfriends or whatever.
It has an amazing patio.
Imagine you and me in the sunset.
I like the round mirrors above the couch.
You mean influencer mirrors?
I love it.
-It feels right. I'll send a message. -Hello!
-We haven't had the audition yet. -It'll be fine.
Are you all right in there? Can you breathe?
You could ask for help instead of trying on everything we have.
You can't know what will fit if you can't try it on.
It's quicker to ask, isn't it?
And don't throw everything on the floor.
What are you, 12?
It's fucking boring to explain things like this.
Maybe you should get a different job, then.
Jesus Christ.
-Good day at work. -Really.
There.
Perfectly folded.
-No jeans? -No.
Why not? They were a perfect fit.
Marit's profile is really boring.
She doesn't post any pictures of her ass or tits.
Ew! You're sick.
-She's 18. Seriously. -So what?
-Does that mean she should? -Yeah.
Okay. That's news to me.
What about this friend of yours?
What's up with those hair extensions?
-How old is she? -Thirteen.
-Thirteen? -She's really hot.
-She's a child! -Yeah.
Why do you have a stamp on your hand?
I got it from someone called Christian.
Christian? Is he your new boyfriend?
-That's not how it works. -A message from Christian.
-For real? -Yeah, for real.
-Give it to me! -Chill out! It's from Marit!
That's a cute picture.
-Is M&M the name of your bus? -No.
So why does she have that on her pants?
-We have our own thing. -Your own thing?
Marit: Bring your pants to practice, and I'll fix yours too.
-Did you bring your russ pants? -Fuck, I forgot.
Okay. If you bring them to school tomorrow, I'll fix them.
Or I can give you the letters, and you can iron them on yourself.
Yeah.
By the way, I talked to Sanna.
She asked if we want to try out for the bus again.
Right. Sanna wants us to try out for the bus?
I find that hard to believe.
There's a hazing party on Friday.
You don't think this is starting to feel embarrassingly desperate?
It's not. This is the process.
Many people have to try several times before they're accepted.
So we'll go to another party
with awful music and forced twerking?
Do we want that?
Now you're just grumpy.
I want to give it a try, with or without you.
But I'd rather do it with you.
Yeah, well
I can't on Friday. It's my birthday on Saturday,
and I don't want to be hungover in front of my grandma.
Would you want that?
Forget your grandma. Just go wild.
If they don't accept us this time, fuck them.
-You said that last time. -But this time they want new members.
That's what they said last time.
Sanna just loves to watch people embarrass themselves in the try-outs.
I know you think this is dumb, but the russ celebration is important.
-Yeah. -Listen to me.
Right now, this is just as important as Miami for us. Okay?
We'll join the bus and have lots of fun.
And then we'll get into that school.
We'll go to Miami and get rich. We'll have a huge house on the beach.
At the weekends we'll go to Barbados and buy Chanel purses.
We'll be celebrities. We'll do all of that.
We'll only swim when we want to.
-Together. -Yeah?
-That's your plan? -Yeah.
I think you forgot that you'll get your own reality show.
Don't make fun of my dream.
Okay, fine! Of course I'll join you and support your dreams.
But not the reality show.
One, two, three! Ass If!
Let's have fun!
Ass If! Ass If! Ass If!
Find your places.
This is it!
-No pressure. -Sure. No pressure.
The first task is body shots!
Okay!
Sure. We'll do it.
-Thanks. -Okay.
-Do something funny. -Where should I put it? Okay.
Original!
Oh, my God! No!
That was really awkward.
Suck, suck, suck!
Finished!
That was really good, Marion.
Now I want to see you twerk.
Twerk, twerk, twerk!
Marion, Marion, Marion!
TWERK IT BABY
I'll help you.
Let's skip to the next one.
There you go!
Marit, go home!
Go home!
Sanna can twerk.
Now I and the biggest ass in the area will show you how it's done.
-Do I have to? -Yeah, come on.
All of you know how to do it.
Come on, Marit.
You're really lame.
If you want to join the bus, you have to twerk. Come on!
Twerk, twerk, twerk!
You're a strong, independent woman! Come on!
There you go!
That's something.
Now I want to see you make out.
Make out, make out, make out!
Sure, I'm really keen. Who wouldn't be?
Have you seen your ass?
Tongue, tongue, tongue!
-Different sex positions. -Okay. Favorite sex positions.
Hump, hump, hump!
Come on, Marit!
You too, Marit!
Come on, Marit!
-Marit, what's your favorite? -The missionary position is nice.
Missionary is fucking lame, Marit.
What about doggy? You like ass. That works, right?
-Yeah! -Let's do doggy.
Come on!
Okay, but I'm getting bored.
Let's have you pretend to suck a dick in the air.
I mean, should we?
Touch the balls.
While you're licking.
Suck, suck, suck!
Okay. No pressure.
I'm trying.
A silence passes through the room whenever Marit does something.
Suck, suck, suck!
Come on!
Yeah! Look at her go!
Okay, guys.
Let's vote on whether or not this was funny enough
to allow M&M to join the bus.
I mean, we do have room for both of them,
but were they funny enough?
Send the names you like best to the bus chat now.
-I need to use the restroom. -I think I'll stay here.
Hey, Siri, turn on the music.
Okay, the votes are counted.
Okay, girls, give me a drum roll.
Three fourths of the bus have voted
for Marion!
Welcome to the bus, Marion.
Put it on! Put it on! Put it on!
There you are!
What's happening on Snap?
-Hey. Sweetie... -Quit it.
It's fine. I just
The russ celebration is really dumb anyway.
You don't have to accept the spot just because you got in.
I mean, I really
I'm having a lot of fun, and I'm really keen on this.
But you're not.
-No, I think it's fucking stupid. -Yeah.
And I pushed you to do this.
-Yeah. -So
Both of us sort of got what we wanted.
I'm going home. Congratulations.
Hello! Can you help me up?
I'm so tired.
Don't you want to stay here and celebrate?
No. I'm coming with you. We always go home together.
Holy shit. That was completely insane.
Twerking Queen. Show me.
You have to teach me. I can't do it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING
Happy birthday to you
You're really special.
I have something special for you. This is for your eyes only.
Let's see
Let's go. Okay.
I love you.
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I'm so hungover.
-Birthday! -Yay!
-Can you rub the palm of my hand? -Yeah.
Thanks.
That fucking stamp
-I love my stamp. -"Approved?"
You like getting a sexist stamp?
That depends on who gives me the sexist stamp.
Fuck. I mean, seriously.
When... When will you get over Christian?
You kissed once in the third grade.
-He hasn't looked at you since then. -Ouch!
-And that's not true, because... -Of course.
Except for now. Lucky! Lucky girl!
He's just so
-He's mysterious. -Yeah.
He's actually not that bad, but
He's like a perfect mix of mental patient and hunk.
He's really hot. Period.
-Okay. -Yeah. Look at this picture.
Okay, fine. We can stalk him. Show me his Grid.
Yeah!
Okay, hang on. Be careful.
-Should I like everything? -No likes.
Somewhere here there's a really hot picture of him.
How many times have you done this?
Right. This is how I remember him, with a face full of zits.
Give me a break. Both of us had a crush on him in sixth grade.
Hello! Look at this!
He's so fucking cute with his cat.
-That part of him is long gone. -It's what he's like on the inside.
I promise you that I could turn him into a proper boyfriend.
Okay. Marion, Christian is a fuckboy, okay?
Don't fool yourself into thinking you can save him, because you can't.
Hello! A fuckboy doesn't post pictures of himself with his cat.
-Lots of pictures of the cat. -It's so cute.
Look!
-It has the same name as your dog. -Sofus?
-His cat's name is Sofus? -Yeah!
We're meant to be!
A perfect match. The world's most original animal name.
That's fantastic. It will be easier for us to agree on baby names.
Is he the reason you want to join a bus?
No
That's not the reason.
I've always dreamed of being part of a russ bus.
It's something I've always wanted.
Yeah.
Just don't get so drunk that you skip practice and fuck up Miami for me.
-Hello! -Just don't do that.
Of course not.
Hello. Of course you, the swimming and Miami are my top priority.
You're my wife! Hello!
You're not listening to me.
Do you need a beating? You're not listening!
Hello! My wife!
You're my top priority! You're my wife!
Why are you so intent on hurting me?
What are you talking about?
Marion, I'm the only real friend you've ever had.
Did you think I wouldn't figure out that you're Sofus?
Do you think I'm stupid?
Don't you get it? The Sofus link doesn't mean shit!
I got that video from my little sister.
What I did didn't matter. The video was already everywhere.
You're not a victim here, Marion.
You let this happen. You were in on it.
Did you think the guys would keep the video to themselves?
You've ruined my life, Marit! Don't you get that?
Not everything is about you!
Can you only see yourself?
You lie all the fucking time to change yourself.
I've only tried to get you to realize who your friends are.
Right, so you posted that video
so I would see that I'm surrounded by assholes?
Because you're so fucking friendless!
Who blows two guys at the same time while being filmed?
How desperate for attention can you get? I don't even know you!
Goddamn! You fucking whore!
You're such a fucking hypocrite.
You pretend to be nice, but underneath the surface
you're just an insecure, friendless nerd.
You're nothing without me.
A fucking zero.
Okay.
I'm not sure who got the best deal in this situation.
Subtitles: Aleksander Kerr www.plint.com