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My Dear Brothers EP01
Devil Lord, it's over.
You can go.
Wait,
I didn’t lose the fight.
It's not over yet.
I just went easy on you.
Otherwise,
you wouldn't have stood here talking.
Hou Chi
You cultivated essential nature at the age of 12,
and established the "elixir pill" at the age of 15.
You also awoke the "inner thunder" one hundred years after that.
However,
do you know why
you still can't reach the peak yet?
My Master said that I don't have to.
My mission is to become the leader of the Immortals Alliance,
and protect all kinds of creatures.
Bah.
You even don't know what the Heart of Guardian is.
How come for you to protect all kinds of creatures?
The Heart of Guardian
means the commitment to protect and guard.
Stop it.
Reciting makes no difference.
Tell me who you have protected if you are so good.
Tell me even one.
I would admit you won.
How about you?
Devil Lord, have you ever protected anyone?
Of course,
I have protected my sister.
Your sister?
My sister is the cutest
and kindest little girl in this world.
She has a round face,
which is soft and plump when I touch it.
Always follow my heart and never give up.
That's my motto.
Be diligent and work hard.
That's my guideline.
In the vast space and infinite time...
Study hard and work hard
for the development of the forestry
and the ecology of our country.
You're the next one.
Do your best.
If you wanna get the national scholarship,
just do it well.
Go for it.
Hello, I'm Shi Xia,
a sophomore majoring in forestry.
The theme of my speech is...
Hello? Who is it?
You're Shi Xia, right?
I heard about your elder brother, Shi Dong.
Where is my brother?
You should go to Huan Xi internet bar now.
I will tell you after you give me money.
But I'm busy now.
I will go to find you after I finish this.
Is that okay?
I can only wait half an hour. I won't be there after that.
Hello?
-Hello? -Thanks.
Good job.
Shi Xia, what are you doing here? absent-minded
It's your turn. Hurry up.
Come on.
I can only wait half an hour. I won't be there after that.
Shi Xia?
It's Lucian.
I can't use the Fast Pace.
Little girl, you're punctual.
Where is my brother?
Be patient.
Come on.
Scan it.
Why should I trust you?
Since Shi Dong has disappeared one year ago,
I have received 73 fraudulent phone calls.
Your trick has no big difference from theirs.
Look at this bar.
Do you remember?
Shi Dong was a bar waiter here.
(He's right.)
(Two thousand yuan.)
(Just use the money to buy a glimmer of hope.)
Tell me.
Come on. Have a look.
The sky wheel.
The amusement park will be closed at five in the afternoon.
Time is short.
Shi Dong, you idiot.
You have disappeared for one year.
Now you appear again, but it costs my scholarship.
I must not spare you after you come back.
Shi Dong
Shi...
My sister is the most important person for me all my life.
I must protect her with my life.
You will never know the meaning of such protection.
Why should I know?
You don't know what protection means,
but talk about protecting all kinds of creatures all the time.
Hou Chi
No one is more hypocritical than you in this world.
You're a man of no feelings,
but of deceptive nature.
You're not qualified to be the leader of the Immortals Alliance.
You...
I will teach you a lesson today.
I can defeat you with no other help
but my heart of guardian to my sister.
The leader of the Immortals Alliance
should be me.
Sister? What does sister mean?
Devil Lord said without a sister,
I can't get the Heart of Guardian.
Sister, wake up.
Sister, sister, wake up.
Sister, wake up.
Who are you?
Why are you here?
Yeah.
Why?
What is this place?
Why am I here?
You have trespassed on Yuhua Sect.
How dare you ask me?
(This man is so weird.)
(His words are strange too.)
(Is he filming?)
(There is no camera but only him alone.)
(Is he a fraud?)
(He is somehow handsome. It's a pity for him to be a fraud.)
Quirky expressions and uncertain intentions.
Tell me.
Are you a spy of Devil Sect?
Look at the prop,
and the clothes.
The fraud also does well in filming.
But a fraud must have flaws.
For example, your hair...
Master Chi
We heard strange noises.
Any intruders?
It's just a red-crowned crane.
Don't overreact.
Before Master Yuan Zhao went for training, he had ordered us
to guard you well.
I don't need guards here.
Please leave me alone.
Yes.
You...
Indeed, you're not a kind person.
You...
This person has no Holy Power at all.
But why could she break the protection ward of Yuhua Sect?
Great.
It was just a nightmare.
Where am I again?
The amusement park will be closed in ten minutes.
It's not too late yet.
What's going on?
Is it that guy...
Kidnap?
My phone.
Where is my phone?
I'm screwed.
Shi Xia, Shi Xia.
You must calm down.
Why is there no response?
SOS?
Help?
Police?
Let's see who will help you.
I'm doomed.
I'm still young.
Will I die here today?
It's four fifty.
It should be a long time,
but it is still four fifty.
I see.
It's a dream.
As a big movie fan,
I won't be trapped in this.
I have watched Inception three times.
It's okay. It's just a dream.
It doesn't hurt.
No, I don't believe it.
I must wake up.
(Delicate face and soft skin.)
(Long and beautiful hair.)
(According to the definition in books, she should be)
a woman.
Hooligan, let go of me.
Can't you hear me?
I said let go of me.
Let go of me.
According to the definition in books,
you're really a woman.
Brutal and impolite.
You should be a hellcat.
I...
You are a fraud with a wire.
What do you want from me here?
Incoherent
and nonsense.
What is the wire?
And why did you sneak into my yard?
You fraud, how dare you ask me?
No.
I shouldn't argue with a person in my dream.
I must be imposing.
You can't bully me in my dream.
My Master said the woman likes throwing things.
The woman is emotional,
and likes screaming.
They also like pulling men's hair.
It's right.
What a real dream.
Who are you?
What is this place?
I'm Hou Chi, the disciple of Yuhua Sect.
This is the backyard of Yuhua Sect,
where I live and cultivate.
Spells, flying, sect, and cultivation.
It's not a dream.
If it's not a dream,
who helped me change the clothes?
No wonder it hurts to when I fell.
It's not a dream.
The woman
You have no Holy Power,
how did you break the protection ward of Yuhua Sect?
(Yuhua Sect.)
(It sounds like a noble sect.)
(This man is also powerful,)
(and they called him Master.)
(But he doesn't)
(look so smart.)
If I tell you
how to break the ward,
you will let me go, right?
As long as you are not a spy of Devil Sect,
I won't imprison you.
Deal.
I will tell you.
I have no Holy Power,
but I have Holy Pills.
My Holy Pills are not the same as the ordinary pills.
You can't swallow it.
You need to chew it until it is digested.
Only in this way can it work.
After it works,
you can break all kinds of wards.
Try it.
Do as I do.
Chew it.
Come on.
Come on. Have a seat.
After you take the pill,
you must close your eyes and meditate.
No matter what happens,
you can't stop.
What a liar.
It's not a pill.
Master
I didn't mean to lie to you.
I also don't know how I came here.
I just dropped in a pool.
Then swoosh.
Here I am.
So,
you admit that you have broken the ward at the bottom of the pool?
That's right.
I came here through the bottom of the pool.
Who sent you here?
Nobody.
I came here alone.
That's impossible.
You have no Holy Power,
so you can't break the ward.
Why is it impossible?
According to the books, women are good at telling lies.
You have committed a crime of trespassing on Yuhua Sect.
You are a woman, making the crime more serious.
Is this really a noble sect?
You can't get my point,
and even discriminate against my gender.
Don't try to sidetrack me.
Tell me. Who sent you here?
Why can't you understand?
I was about to give a speech
on the meeting of national scholarship.
Then I received a phone call
and someone said he knew where my elder brother was.
I am his sister.
I had to go there and have a look.
Wait.
What did you say?
What?
You said you're
a sister?
My sister
is the most important person for me all my life.
I must protect her with my life.
You will never know the meaning of such protection.
Are you really a sister?
Why should I lie to you?
My sister looks cute,
but you'd better never irritate her.
Do you want to be angry with me?
Please be angry with me.
It's the first time that I have ever been requested like this.
Do you think you're great?
It's me who comes to your world.
If you came to mine,
I would send you to the biology museum,
science museum, technology institution, and the zoo.
You will be studied by a lot of people.
They would preserve you in formalin.
Then you would live forever,
and never die...
My sister
She has a round face,
which is soft and plump when I touch it.
Is there any discipline in your world?
My sister is a cute foodie.
Whenever she sees the food,
her eyes will become bright.
Do you want to eat something?
Since you have mentioned this matter,
I feel hungry now.
What do you want to eat?
I wanna eat
cheesecake, Bubble tea,
durian pizza, fried chicken,
chocolate, ice cream...
Forget it.
Everything is okay.
Senior
Would you please send me some food?
What a handsome man!
When's my turn?
I can't wait.
Miss Wang has made progress in playing the Pipa.
Immortal Venerable Bihong, you think she does well in playing the Pipa,
so you don't care about my cricket anymore.
I have fed it for three months.
Miss Lin is so famous in this town for
your ability to raise insects.
The Tiger General you have raised
sings brightly and loud.
It's the best cricket in this world.
Its voice matches well with the tweedle from Miss Wang,
which is the most beautiful music in this world.
Thanks to you, who cured my hand,
so that I can raise a cricket like this.
If you like it,
I will keep all the greatest insects in my shop
for you.
The two of you have just recovered from the illness.
So you should not be resent or angry.
He's so gentle.
Yeah.
He's so considerate.
Senior
Could you please send me some food?
Mr. Yu
Could I cook in your kitchen?
Junior, you have kept dieting since you were a child.
Now you even don't need to eat food.
What's wrong with you today?
A new cultivation method.
What?
I didn't speak to you.
(He didn't speak to me,)
(so he spoke to a ghost?)
Junior, who are you talking to?
I'm talking to myself.
No worries.
Junior, I'm coming back this afternoon.
Then I will go to see you.
Senior, please don't come to see me today.
I'm really busy.
(He's insane, or I am.)
(I'd better find a way to go home as soon as possible.)
Is there really no way out?
Devil Lord said
a sister can help me get the Heart of Guardian.
But according to the doctrine,
women can't stay in Mount Yuhua.
A sister must be a woman,
so how can I solve this problem?
Immortal Venerable Bihong
It is said that your Junior, Hou Chi, was defeated by Devil Lord.
Is it true?
Really?
Junior
Hou Chi
Senior
What do you want?
I heard that
you were defeated by Devil Lord.
What a ridiculous rumor.
Senior
What's wrong?
I was defeated.
What?
You were really defeated by Devil Lord?
He must have defeated you with a sneak attack.
As far as I know,
no one can be more powerful than you.
That's true.
Devil Lord's moves were so weird.
He could even break the ward of Yuhua Sect,
and he used odd weapons.
He even told me something so absurd.
I was defeated.
But the Leading Master will finish his cultivation soon.
What if he knows...
I have started a new cultivation method.
Can you give me some medicines for colds?
Medicines for colds?
That's your new cultivation method?
That's it.
You have been so weird in these two hundred years.
Thank you, Junior.
Junior
What's the matter?
Do you have a sister?
A sister?
I do.
You have a sister, too?
Too?
Of course.
Speaking of a sister,
as long as you are sincere,
you will certainly have one.
It seems that everyone has a sister.
It must be helpful for cultivation.
He looks so strange recently.
He must have a secret.
It's bitter.
It's not bitter.
It's bitter.
The useful medicine is always bitter.
Why am I still here?
Did you save me?
Never mind.
What happened yesterday made me realize that
you're a mortal,
a woman.
You need to eat
and take medicine when you're ill.
Though you're a little troublesome,
I can endure it.
So?
So I allow you to stay with me.