♪♪♪
Tazio: Today is the day I've
been waiting for my whole life.
[Music playing]
Tazio: A made man, basa basus
and with you by my side we will
control everything.
Nothing will stop us.
[Knock on door]
Joey: Hey boss you ready?
Tazio: Huh yeah.
[Sighs]
Let's go.
♪♪♪
Vinny: Godfather.
♪♪♪
Vinny: Why you wearing your
hat in the house again?
Joey: What?
[Dog snuffling]
♪♪♪
Joey: Dogfather.
[Screaming]
Geez.
♪♪♪
Hey.
Don tazio, my brother.
♪♪♪
Today you become one of us.
[Music playing]
[Applause]
[Music playing]
Today we come together to
welcome our brother Don tazio
novalare into our family.
[Music playing]
Don tazio and I go back many
years in this racket and I am
certain...
Tazio: Looks like a tasty
meatball.
That honoring him today,
which he deserves,
he will make us us proud
to call him our brother.
So it is with great pleasure
that I introduce you to our new
brother Don tazio novalare.
[Applause]
♪♪♪
Tazio: I'm happy to be here
today among my brothers.
[Dog slurping]
Tazio: I promise to you to be
a good Don and make lots of
money.
[Applause]
Tazio: I offer you my
complete dedication to expand
our business ventures all over
the-- ah ah ah ah!
[Gasps]
Tazio: My ring, my ring!
[Dog belching]
Tazio: Sonny, I never thought
it would be you who would turn
on me.
You know how much that ring
means to me - give it back and
you live.
[Music playing]
Tazio: But you're no longer a
member of this family.
[Plates shattering]
Tazio: Boys get me that ring
back, alive or dead.
Vinny: Ugh hey Sonny where
you going?
Get back here Sonny.
[Dog growling]
Vinny: Sonny!
Joey: Vinny come on hurry!
Vinny: Come on let's get him.
Joey: He went out the door,
get him get him get him.
Yeah he's up the stairs.
Vinny: I got him alright.
Hurry up, ya lug.
Sonny get over here, Sonny get.
Joey: Ah.
[Music playing]
Both: Sonny, slow down!
You want a cracker?
Come on, Sonny.
Sonny!
Vinny: [Grunting]
Joey: I got him, vinny, I got
him.
[Grunting]
Joey: Get back here Sonny.
Vinny: Sonny!
Get over here Sonny!
Sonny!
Joey: [Groaning]
Vinny!
[Dog snuffling]
Vinny: Get away.
Sonny!
You see him?
Joey: No. Where is he?
Vinny: I don't know.
Joey: Sonny!
Vinny: Keep looking.
Joey: Sonny!
Here boy.
♪♪♪
Tazio: [Chewing]
Joey: [Panting]
[Music playing]
Vinny: He got away boss.
Tazio: Hmm.
Joey: [Panting]
[Music playing]
Tazio: [Chewing]
My father gave me that ring 40
years ago.
♪♪♪
Tazio: And just like that,
it's gone.
♪♪♪
Tazio: Sonny just became
enemy number one.
You find me that dog, bring me
back that ring or the two of you
will become enemy number two and
number three.
♪♪♪
Tazio: Ugh.
[Door closing]
Joey: Hey, vin.
Vinny: What?
Joey: You think I would be
enemy number two or number
three?
[Music playing]
Vinny: What?
♪♪♪
Hmm.
Mm, hmm hmm.
Mm hmm.
[Phone ringing]
Brian: It's nothing serious,
is it?
Well he has a weak heart.
Christine: Is he gonna be
alright? I mean,
he has to be alright,
he's not gonna...
Brian: Christine.
Christine: I know I just, I
watch those hospital dramas and
terrible things happen in those
shows every episode.
He's gonna be alright - he's
perfectly fine otherwise, he
just has to be careful not to
exert himself too much.
Brian: We can do careful,
can't we, Josh?
Josh: I guess.
♪♪♪
[Brakes screeching]
[Music playing]
[Dog whimpering]
[Dog barking]
♪♪♪
[Engine running]
[Bell ringing]
[Chattering]
[Stick tapping]
Miss carrington: Think class,
who knows the answer?
Olivia: Josh, you know the
answer, you know every answer.
Miss carrington: Is Josh
Franks the only one that brought
his brain to school today?
Dino: I brought mine too,
miss carrington.
Miss carrington: Yes, dino.
Dino: The answer is eight.
Olivia: Know it all - just
ignore him.
Josh: Thanks.
Miss carrington: Thank you
dino.
Now I have one more issue I
would like to discuss,
class president.
Dino, you've been elected
president every year unopposed
since you've been at this school
so this year to make it all the
more fun I'd like to personally
appoint someone in the class to
run as well, someone with all
the qualities to make a great
class president: Josh Franks.
Dino: [Screaming]
[Horn honking]
[Bird chirping]
[Paper rustling]
[Phone ringing]
Brian: Brian you have outdone
yourself this time.
So, model's done then?
Brian: Uh, not yet, sir.
Well then why are you just
standing there smiling at the
blueprint?
Brian: Well because...
Because it better be that
good or you'll be designing
igloos in Alaska.
[Music playing]
It's cold in Alaska.
♪♪♪
[Birds chirping]
Joey: So where do we start
looking for him?
Vinny: The nearest dog
pounds.
Joey: Dog pounds? No way -
he's probably in the witness
protection already.
What, you don't think he's
talking to the feds?
Vinny: He's a dog,
bird brain.
Joey: He could still point to
a photo.
Vinny: Let's just stick with
the nearest dog pounds okay?
Joey: Good idea.
Vinny: I know it's a good
idea.
Joey: That's why we're
partners.
Vinny: Hey, watch the hair
alright?
Joey: Sorry.
[Birds chirping]
[Engine revving]
Vinny: Put your seat belt on.
♪♪♪
Josh: Class president.
[Music playing]
Josh: Class president Josh
Franks will now take the stage.
Brian: Josh, you know you
can't do that buddy.
Josh: It's so much fun dad.
Brian: I know but your heart.
Josh: Ugh I know, my heart -
my terrible, weak, oh so tender
achy breaky heart.
Brian: Yes.
Brian: Josh?
Josh: [Gasping]
Brian: Josh?
Josh?
Josh: [Grunting]
Brian: Christine!
[Phone beeping]
Brian: [Sighing]
Josh: [Laughing]
Gotcha ah.
Brian: Don't you ever
do that.
Josh: Die?
Brian: No the fake falling
to the ground thing.
Josh: Can't say die can you?
Brian: No I guess I can't.
Josh: Well I'm not dead and I
don't plan on being until I'm at
least 150 years old.
Brian: Well okay then you
should have been a turtle.
Josh: Just once I'd like to
run around the block as fast as
I can.
Brian: Well you can't.
Josh: It's not fair.
Brian: Josh.
Come on, Josh.
[Birds chirping]
[Door creaking]
[Bowls clattering]
[Door creaking]
[Mower running]
[Music playing]
Christine: Hey buddy.
♪♪♪
Christine: What's wrong?
[Music playing]
Josh: Dad, that's what's
wrong.
He won't let me play anything
fun like all my friends do.
Christine: You heard what the
doctor said, very little
physical activity for you.
Josh: It's not fair.
Brian: Josh look I know this
isn't easy but what about it
don't you understand?
Josh: You, that's what I
don't understand.
♪♪♪
Christine: He is not happy
with you.
Brian: It's for his own good,
what do you want me to do?
Christine: You've gotta let
him live a little.
Let him burn his hand on the
stove or fall off his bike or
break his leg or something.
Brian: The doctor wants us to
treat him this way.
Christine: I'm just afraid
that he's gonna miss growing up
like every other 12 year old boy
and he's gonna resent you for
it.
Brian he needs you;
don't lose him.
Brian: Okay.
What am I supposed to do then?
Christine: Well maybe we
could get him a little baby
brother or sister?
Brian: Are you insane?
Christine: He needs a
playmate, or a...
♪♪♪
[Dogs barking]
Josh: A dog, dad you're the
best dad ever!
Brian: Oh thanks.
Now remember I said small, old
dog, emphasis on old.
[Dogs barking]
Josh: Hey little guy.
Dad what about this one?
Brian: Really, that one?
That's about the ugliest dog
I've ever seen.
Christine: Well I think he's
adorable, just like you.
Brian: [Sighs]
Fine, but he has to sit in the
backseat, not the front - with
all that jewelry on he could
blind me.
Josh: Welcome to the family,
Sonny.
[Dogs barking]
Joey: Hey.
Vinny: We're here about a
dog.
Wow really, a dog?
That's strange since this is a
dog pound.
Joey: [Laughing]
Vinny: [Laughing]
Let's go.
Joey: I ain't going back
there.
Vinny: What are you worried
about?
They're in cages.
Joey: They better be.
[Dogs barking]
Joey: Sonny.
[Dogs barking]
Vinny: What are you in here
for?
Joey: Getting caught.
[Laughing]
[Dogs barking]
Vinny: This one looks like my
ex wife.
Joey: Yeah, yeah it does.
Look Sonny ain't in here, let's
get out of here.
Vinny: Where you going?
Joey: That thing looks like
it wants to eat us.
[Dog barking]
Vinny: Yeah.
Both: [Grunting]
Vinny: Hey.
Aww what's wrong, the poor
little doggies scare you?
Vinny: No we're just gonna go
check...
Woof!
Both: [Yelling]
♪♪♪
Christine: Ah I think he
likes you and he's smart too,
aren't you boy?
Kiss.
♪♪♪
Brian: Ah.
[Dog snuffling]
Josh: Come on boy come on.
Brian: Ah.
[Music playing]
♪ You know just what I need when
I'm feeling down ♪
♪ you have a way of turning
things all around somehow ♪
♪ well I wonder how you do it
and when I just can't take it ♪
♪ all anymore here you come
you're knocking at my ♪
♪ front door and I'm sure that
you'll have a way ♪
Josh: Come on buddy, this is
your new home.
♪ What would I do if I didn't
have you ♪
Brian: How about a little
help please?
Josh: Here boy come on.
[Dog barking]
Brian: Ooh!
Oh no.
[Music playing]
[Crashing]
[Dog panting]
Brian: Help please.
Christine: Sorry honey, Brad
pitt's on the Ellen show.
[Door creaking]
Josh: I'm going to go show
Sonny my room.
Come on.
♪♪♪
Brian: [Grunting]
Christine: Do you want Sonny
to help you with that?
Brian: Sure.
[Ripping]
[Dog groaning]
Both: [Laughing]
Brian: Wonderful.
Christine: Are you sure
that's enough food for Sonny?
Brian: [Laughing]
Really funny, babe.
Come here Sonny, come get your
food.
[Dog groaning]
Josh: Dad I don't think Sonny
likes to eat off the floor.
Christine: Why don't we just
let him eat at the table like a
normal family?
Brian: There is absolutely no
way that dog is ever going to be
eating dinner at the table with
us.
[Music playing]
Christine: Maybe he'd like to
try a meatball.
♪♪♪
Josh: Maybe he wants some
cheese.
Brian: That's ridiculous,
dogs don't eat cheese on their
food.
Christine: Sonny would you
like some cheese?
[Dog grunting]
[Music playing]
Brian: Ah.
[Dog sniffing]
♪♪♪
[Dog sniffing]
[Music playing]
[Dog chewing]
[Music playing]
Christine: Wow, he sure likes
Italian.
[Dog chewing]
[Birds chirping]
[Dog growling]
Brian: [Grunting]
He stays in the garage and
that's all there is to it.
Christine: You wouldn't put
your own son in the garage.
Brian: My own son doesn't pee
on the floor.
Josh: He won't pee in the
house dad, I promise.
Brian: Ugh you are staying in
the garage, that's...
[Dog barking]
Christine: [Laughing]
Brian: Ugh you hate me don't
you?
[Dog groaning]
[Music playing]
Christine: Why are you so
sore?
Brian: Oh gee I don't know.
Maybe it's uh from when my face
flattened like a pancake on the
floor or, or perhaps from my
perfect 10 gymnastic butt flip I
did at the front door.
Christine: Well I have seen
you score much higher.
It was funny.
Brian: Ugh tell that to every
screaming bone in my body.
Christine: Oh he is cute
though, don't you think?
And Josh absolutely loves him.
Brian: Yeah I suppose but
he's mean to me.
Christine: Oh come on.
It's just his way of showing you
affection - it's either that or
peeing on you.
Brian: Yeah well he better
improve or I'm gonna take him
back.
Christine: You will do no
such thing.
Brian: [Sighs]
I have two weeks to make sure my
design for the new complex
works.
I cannot finish that model with
a dog running around the house.
[Dog grunting]
Christine: Well then why
don't you work in the back room?
No one will bother you in there
including me.
Brian: Oh so now I'm in the
back room and Sonny gets to stay
in the house.
Christine: You said that you
needed time alone to work and
that is the best place.
Brian: Sonny gets the run of
the house and I'm stuck in the
back room.
This is so not fair.
Christine: I know.
Brian: Oh here it is.
Christine: What?
Brian: Look.
Christine: Brian that is not
a doghouse, it's a, a prison.
Besides Sonny likes it in the
house.
Brian: Ah he'll like his own
house better.
Christine: Don't you dare
order that thing.
Josh will be devastated and I,
I'll change the locks.
Brian: Oh you're gonna lock
Sonny out?
Christine: No I'm gonna lock
you out.
[Music playing]
Brian: [Sneezes]
Christine: Bless you.
Brian: Thank you.
[Dog snuffling]
Brian: Ah.
[Dog panting]
Christine: [Laughing]
How can you say he doesn't like
you?
Now turn that computer off and
go to sleep, mwah.
Brian: Good night.
[Beeping]
[Dog snoring]
[Birds chirping]
[Music playing]
Brian: Josh, time to wake up
for school.
Ugh.
[Dog grunting]
Brian: Ugh it's you of
course.
You can't be hungry because you
ate practically all the
meatballs last night.
Frankly I'm surprised you don't
need to take a huge...
[Dog farting]
Brian: Oh no, oh no come on.
[Dog panting]
Brian: No no no, somewhere
else please.
[Dog panting]
♪♪♪
Brian: Now we're talking.
[Dog barking]
[Water spraying]
Josh: That one looks pretty
good, good on you.
♪♪♪
Brian: Mm, pretty huh?
Old, too.
Could be important to someone.
Christine: Where did you find
it?
Brian: In Sonny's poop.
Christine: I'll let you look
after that.
[Jingling]
[Dog panting]
Brian: [Sighs]
[Squelching]
Brian: Thanks, but you're
still getting the doghouse.
Christine: Give me a break,
he brought you the newspaper.
Brian: Oh wonderful, uh maybe
he could read it to me.
Josh: Mom may I take Sonny
out to the park after breakfast?
Christine: No sweetie you're
gonna be late for school, daddy
will do it.
Brian: What?
Christine: I have a hair
appointment.
I have to take a shower and do
my hair.
Brian: You've gotta do your
hair so you can go to the salon
and get your hair done?
Christine: Yeah.
Brian: Don't look at me that
way, it's not my rule - it's the
law, okay?
[Dog whimpering]
[Growling]
Brian: That was easy.
[Dog barking]
[Music playing]
Brian: Sonny whoa Sonny, whoa
Sonny, whoa boy.
Whoa Sonny, Sonny, whoa boy
whoa sunny whoa sunny whoa.
♪♪♪
Olivia: Hey Josh.
Josh: Hi Olivia, what's up?
Olivia: Well I was just
thinking I'm not doing much
these days except way too much
homework, every sport
imaginable, piano lessons,
ballet, annoying my parents for
a cell phone, oh and wanting a
horse for my very yacht so I
was wondering if I could be your
campaign manager, you know for
class president?
Josh: Really?
You'd want to do that for me?
Olivia: Sure.
I just don't want that dino
viviano to win again.
Josh: Thanks.
I'll need all the help I can get
to beat him.
Olivia: Don't worry, i'm
really good at this sort of
stuff.
Josh: Wow.
Olivia: Told you.
I'm already getting calls from
the president for the next
election.
[Bell ringing]
[Shuffling]
[Chattering]
Dino: Hey, whose monster is
that?
Josh: Mine, we just got him.
Dino: He's way too ugly to be
a dog.
Josh: Takes one to know one.
Dino: Hey I've got a dog too
you know; His name's rocky.
Josh: Well mine is named
Sonny.
Dino: Yeah that kind of would
suit an ugly dog.
Josh: Say what you want but
he's really cool and super
smart.
Dino: Well rocky can do all
sorts of tricks and he's
prettier and cooler than that
thing.
Josh: He's not a thing, he's
a family pet.
Dino: Well you do know what
they say about family members
don't you?
They all look alike.
Miss carrington: Hey listen
up class.
Tomorrow is show and tell day so
I need you to bring something
unique to class that you love
and that you'd like to share
okay?
[Dogs barking]
♪♪♪
Brian: Whoa.
[Dogs barking]
Brian: [Grunting]
♪♪♪
Hey nice form.
[Dog barking]
[Music playing]
Brian: Ugh Sonny.
[Dog barking]
[Music playing]
Brian: Oh.
[Dog barking]
Vinny: Any luck?
Joey: Nah, these dogs all
look the same.
What was that for?
Vinny: Look.
Joey: My oh she's beautiful.
Vinny: Not the lady you
moron, the dog - that's Sonny,
let's go.
[Dog barking]
♪♪♪
[Laughing]
Brian: [Groaning]
[Laughing]
[Dog groaning]
[Laughing]
[Dogs barking]
Brian: Oh great, now I'll
never get him home.
Vinny: Excuse me.
Joey: Pardon me.
Brian: Do you know him?
No.
I think he just likes the
exercises I'm doing?
Brian: I think you're right.
[Laughing]
Have a nice day.
Sonny!
[Dogs barking]
♪♪♪
Tobias!
[Dogs barking]
Both: [Yelling]
[Music playing]
Both: Sonny, Sonny.
[Dogs barking]
♪♪♪
Joey: Over the rock over the
rock!
Vinny: Whoa!
Joey: Ah!
[Dogs barking]
♪♪♪
Both: [Yelling]
[Dogs barking]
[Music playing]
[Screaming]
[Barking]
Vinny: [Screaming]
Joey: [Screaming]
[Clothes ripping]
[Dogs barking and growling]
♪♪♪
Brian: Are you guys okay?
I'm so sorry.
Joey: Yeah yeah no problem we
was just playing with the dogs.
Vinny: Just messing around
with the mutts.
Brian: Okay well guess it did
look kind of fun.
Vinny: It was a freaking
blast.
Brian: Well glad you're both
okay.
Oh gotta go, uh hey love the
underwear - got a pair just like
'em.
Joey: Nice guy.
Vinny: And he had a pair of
them shorts.
Joey: [Laughing]
Brian: There you are.
Brian: Oh alright.
♪♪♪
Olivia: Thanks for walking me
home Josh.
Josh: It's on my way.
Olivia: No it isn't.
Josh: Yeah you're right.
Olivia: Hey have you ever
played laser tag before?
Josh: No way.
You got the game?
Olivia: No.
Josh: Oh.
Olivia: I have something
better though - want to see it?
♪♪♪
Rose: You're late.
Olivia: Sorry but I brought a
new recruit.
Rose: Do we need to train him
first?
Olivia: No he's come through
my vigorous training camp
already.
He's combat-ready.
Rose: Alright, dear, show us
what you got - prepare for war.
Olivia: Just pretend you know
what you're doing.
♪♪♪
Josh: Oops.
Olivia: Don't worry, I've got
a million of them.
My mom works for the company,
so you want me to teach you how
to really get the best out of
them?
Josh: Just the two of us?
Olivia: Don't be silly.
Dream team, 10 hut.
Yes, fearless leader.
Olivia: Meet my unit.
This is captain crunch, general
electric, private property,
colonel Saunders, and finally,
you've already met the most
dangerous member of our unit
officer math.
She's really my kid sister Rose.
Prepare for combat.
Olivia: Let's rumble.
♪♪♪
[Loon calling]
Tazio: What happened?
Vinny: We were attacked by
dogs.
Joey: Yeah, every day this
week - I'm running out of
clothes.
Tazio: Is one of them Sonny?
Joey: Yeah, that's why we
went back.
Finally today he shows up but
he's got a whole new crew and
they kept attacking us every
time he you know barked orders
at them.
Tazio: He's already started
another family.
Ugh!
Where is he?
Vinny: We lost him boss.
We got squadoosh.
Tazio: Squawhat?
Vinny: Squadoosh you know
boss, nothing - we got nothing
boss.
Tazio: I don't want to see
you two again unless you bring
me back Sonny, understand?
Vinny: Understood boss.
Joey: Yeah.
Vinny: Understood.
Tazio: Anything else?
Joey: Actually I'm a little
bit hungry - do you think it
would be okay if maybe I had a
bite of something?
Tazio: [Crunching]
Joey: You know what I'm good.
Tazio: Get out of here you
bums!
Surrounded by bums.
[Door closing]
♪♪♪
[Dog slurping]
Brian: Oh I love you too
honey, yeah mm.
Wahahahaha...
Oh did you see that?
He was trying to kill me.
Christine: Oh please he's
smarter than that; He'd torture
you first and then kill you,
silly.
Brian: Ah fine be that way,
but he's up to something,
something evil.
Christine: Brian, go back to
sleep before I help him.
[Barking]
[Laughing]
Brian: Fine.
Christine: He's a good boy.
[Sighs]
♪♪♪
Brian: You know what this
just might work.
Christine: Hi.
Brian: Hi.
Christine: Where's Sonny?
Brian: Um, there.
Christine: You tied him to a
tree?
That's original.
Brian: Well it's just until
the doghouse arrives.
Christine: Brian that is not
nice.
Don't you think you owe him an
apology?
Brian: The dog?
Christine: No the tree, of
course the dog.
He has feelings too you know.
Brian: Fine but he has to
apologize to me first.
Christine: For what?
Brian: For trying to kill me
while I was sleeping last night.
Christine: [Laughing]
You're being ridiculous.
[Music playing]
[Bell ringing]
Brian: Aha, it's here.
[Music playing]
Brian: Come on fellas, this
way.
Come on, that's it.
Brian: Going around over
there, just follow me.
[Dog grunting]
[Music playing]
Brian: [Laughing]
Oh yes, you're gonna love this.
[Dog barking]
Brian: [Laughing]
♪♪♪
[Drill whirring]
♪♪♪
[Drill whirring]
Brian: What do you think?
Pretty nice, huh?
[Birds chirping]
[Dog panting]
Brian: There we go.
[Sighs]
[Dog panting]
Brian: Alright, hey Sonny.
[Dog growling]
[Dog barking]
Brian: Oh no, I'll get you in
if it's the last thing I do.
[Dog barking]
Brian: [Yelling]
[Fabric ripping]
♪♪♪
Christine: What on earth are
you doing?
Brian: Oh I am trying to get
that beast into its new home.
Josh: In your underwear?
Christine: You call that a
home?
Brian: It's as a nice a home
to a dog as our house is to us.
Christine: Really, well let's
find out.
You sleep in it 'cause Sonny's
not going anywhere near that
thing.
Brian: Oh yes he is.
Both: Oh no he isn't.
[Music playing]
Christine: Great, now you've
upset Josh.
Brian what did I tell you?
Don't lose him.
Brian: [Sighs]
♪♪♪
♪ sometimes you feel like you
can't go on ♪
♪ your heart is heavy and your
day is long ♪
♪ then you remember the reason
that you're here ♪
♪ celebrate the fact that love
is near ♪
♪ when somebody loves you the
sky is always blue ♪
♪ when somebody loves you all
your dreams come true ♪
♪ there is sunshine daydreams
gotta sing a song ♪
♪ when somebody loves you the
sky is always blue ♪
♪ somebody loves you all your
dreams come true ♪
♪ there is sunshine ♪
Brian: [Yelling]
[Door creaking]
Brian: Ah!
[Panting]
Josh: Dad can you help mom
bring in the groceries?
Brian: Oh yeah.
Sorry I just woke up.
[Sighs]
[Jingling]
Christine: Don't worry honey,
Sonny's doing a great job on his
own.
Brian: In your dreams.
[Dog growling]
Brian: [Growling]
[Dog growling]
Brian: [Sighs]
Christine, have you seen the
remote?
[Jingling]
[Dog panting]
Christine: Honey did you find
the, oh that's so sweet - you
lose the remote and Sonny finds
it for you.
I for one am very glad that he's
here to help us all.
Brian: Of course you know
this means war.
Both: [Growling]
[Dog barking]
Brian: Oh, hello.
You hungry?
[Dog growling]
Brian: Dog food still not
your thing huh?
Well what can I give you?
Brian: Oh yes, perfect -
peanut butter.
[Spoon clinking]
Brian: Here, try this.
Oh it's good huh?
[Laughing]
Gotcha.
[Dog chewing]
Brian: Oh I figure you should
be done licking that from your
mouth by this time next year.
[Laughing]
[Dog chewing]
[Dog growling]
[Dog barking]
Brian: [Yelling]
Ugh.
[Dog barking]
Christine: What is wrong?
Brian: He took my toilet
paper.
Christine: Ugh why would he
do that?
Brian: Because he's out to
torture me before he kills me
remember?
Christine: Oh yes, with his
fangs right?
[Barking]
[Laughing]
[Dog panting]
[Music playing]
Brian: Thanks.
Christine: Josh hurry, you're
gonna be late for show and tell
day.
Josh: Alright.
Christine: Bye, mwah.
Bye Sonny.
♪♪♪
Dino: Come on rocky, rocky
come on.
Joey: Good morning dino.
Dino: Hey dad.
Why are you taking me to school
today?
Joey: 'Cause I'm the luckiest
dad in the world, that's why.
Where you going with rocky?
Dino: Show and tell today at
school.
Joey: Hey watch the seats
back there, that's sicilian
leather.
[Music playing]
Joey: Where did you get this?
Dino: Some kid in my class
named Josh, that's his stupid
dog.
Joey: Hey don't talk like
that.
I'll get these back after
school.
[Music playing]
Joey: Get your seatbelt on.
[Engine revving]
♪♪♪
Joey: Look at this.
My kid brought it home from
school, now I think that this is
Sonny.
Vinny: Of course that's Sonny,
did you see the necklace with
his name on it?
Joey: Yeah but you know it
could be another dog.
Vinny: I think you're
starting to put too much sugar
in your koolaid - it's starting
to fry that bird brain of yours.
Joey: Why?
Vinny: Do you really think
there's two dogs named Sonny
both wearing gold necklaces with
their name on it?
Joey: It's possible.
Vinny: Yeah, so is you losing
a little bit of weight there
pork chop but not likely.
Let's go.
[Engine revving]
[Music playing]
[Chattering]
[Bird squawking]
[Chattering]
Josh: Is that you behind
those posters?
Olivia: Yep.
Josh: Keeping busy.
Olivia: Oh yeah, my mom says
I'm half beaver.
That Sonny?
Josh: Yep.
Olivia: Very cute.
[Dog growling]
Dino: Keep that vicious thing
away from my poor rocky.
Josh: Sonny is not vicious.
Your dog is the one growling.
Dino: Whatever, loser.
Olivia: Why don't you go play
with your imaginary friends
dino?
Dino: [Crying]
Now you've got your girlfriend
defending you?
Double loser.
Josh: I heard that dino vino.
Vinny: It's viviano!
Joey: [Panting]
[Music playing]
Both: [Grunting]
Vinny: There he is right
there.
Joey: I told you, I told you
we'd find Sonny.
Vinny: Watch the hair, watch
the hair.
Joey: Never mind your hair we
found Sonny.
Vinny: Is that a parrot?
I don't know, let's get him.
Joey: Whoa oh!
[Music playing]
[Birds chirping]
[Door creaking]
Josh: Hey, there you go.
[Dog barking]
Josh: Uh oh.
♪♪♪
Brian: Oh you gotta be
kidding me.
♪♪♪
[Dog panting]
Josh: Are you okay?
Brian: No I'm not okay.
In fact I'm so far from okay I
may never get back to ever being
okay again.
Josh: He was just excited to
see you.
Brian: That four pawed
mouthful of Niagara Falls drool
has got to go.
Josh: Sorry dad, I'll take
him upstairs.
Brian: No, go, gone as in
leave this house.
Josh: It's, it's just a
model.
Brian: That model helps pay
for this house and your clothes
and your toys and I cannot
complete this model with Sonny
around; That's why he has to go.
Josh: I know, you don't have
to get me any more toys.
I'll just keep Sonny.
Brian: Buddy it's a little
more complicated than that okay?
He needs to go.
Josh: Sonny is my best
friend.
♪♪♪
Josh: I'm sorry Sonny.
I don't know why dad doesn't
like you.
If only he could understand that
you're a part of our family now.
[Music playing]
Josh: You're the little
brother I never had.
If I lose you I'll always
Cherish the memories.
[Music playing]
Josh: Well we've only known
each other a couple of weeks but
it's been the best couple of
weeks of my life.
No matter who adopts you you'll
always be my little brother.
I love you Sonny.
♪♪♪
Christine: You need to start
treating Sonny like a member of
this family - that is what he
wants and that is what Josh
needs.
Look out there.
Christine: Do you see the
happiness Sonny has brought upon
Josh?
Brian: That mutt is
destroying this family.
Christine: No, Brian, you're
destroying this family.
Christine: By the way, Sonny
stays.
Oh and Josh and I are going
shopping and we won't be back
till we Max out your credit
card.
♪♪♪
Brian: Hey little guy.
[Laughing]
You still love me don't you?
[Dog barking]
♪♪♪
Brian: [Grunting]
[Dog growling]
[Ripping]
Brian: [Panting]
[Laughing]
Just because you got more teeth
than me doesn't mean I'm scared
of you.
[Music playing]
[Dog barking]
Brian: And I'm in here
looking for my golf clubs if you
really want to know.
[Music playing]
Brian: [Panting]
Ah.
[Dog barking]
[Growling]
[Dog barking]
Brian: [Grunting]
[Panting]
[Music playing]
Brian: You can run but you
can't hide.
[Laughing]
[Dog barking]
Brian: [Laughing]
♪♪♪
[Glass breaking]
Brian: [Panting]
So you think you can outsmart me
while Josh and Christine aren't
around huh?
[Dog barking]
Brian: [Laughing]
Well we'll just see
about...what's that smell?
Oh, you didn't.
Ugh oh.
♪♪♪
Brian: Ugh.
[Toilet flushing]
Brian: This is my house and
no one, not even some bug-eyed
slobbering pooing machine like
you is going to get me out of
it.
Varmint, today's the day your
tombstone is ready.
[Dog barking]
Brian: Draw.
[Dog barking]
♪♪♪
[Crashing]
[Glass breaking]
[Cow mooing]
[Music playing]
[Crashing]
[Record scratching]
[Crashing]
[Birds chirping]
Christine: Quiet in here.
Josh: Yeah.
Christine: What the...
Josh: Whoa.
[Rustling]
Josh: Sonny!
Sonny are you alright?
Christine: [Gasps]
Brian, Brian!
Honey honey are you okay?
Honey, honey call 911.
Brian: Oh Josh, Christine hi.
Christine: Sweetie.
Brian: Oh hi hi.
Josh: Uh where's Sonny?
Brian: Uh I don't know.
Oh wait oh I now I remember - I
was, I was chasing him with the
whipped cream and yeah that's
the last thing I remember.
[Dog panting]
Christine: [Laughing]
Josh: [Laughing]
Christine: Look at him, aww.
[Insects buzzing]
♪♪♪
♪ Sometimes you feel like you
can't go on ♪
♪ your heart is heavy ♪
[Rooster crowing]
♪ And your day is long but then
you remember ♪
♪ the reason that you're here
celebrate the fact ♪
♪ that love is near when
somebody loves you ♪
♪ the sky is always blue when
somebody loves you ♪
♪ all your dreams come true
there is sunshine daydreams ♪
Christine: Have your shower
already?
Brian: Not funny.
[Phone ringing]
Brian: [Sighs]
Franks residence.
Hello.
Brian: Hello yes sir how are
you uh...Uh well I...Can I...But
I...well I...Can I...But I...Why
I...so I...Now if I...Then I...
[Sighs]
Yes sir this weekend is fine.
Have a nice, okay.
Christine: Now what?
Brian: My client Mr. Cobalt
wants to see the model I've been
working on.
Christine: So?
Brian: This weekend.
Christine: I thought you were
almost finished.
Brian: It's gonna take me the
rest of the week to finish it
and they want to come here to
see the model instead of at the
office.
Christine: Well then we've
all got our work cut out for us
don't we?
Brian: Yeah.
Josh: Can we finish breakfast
first?
♪ La la la la bamba ♪
[Singing in Spanish]
♪♪♪
Christine: Sonny, he doesn't
know it yet but you are the best
thing that has ever happened to
this family.
Mwah, mm yes mwah.
[Laughing]
[Dog panting]
[Chattering]
Brian: Great job, honey.
Christine: Thank you.
Brian: Mm thank you.
Christine: Where are Sonny
and Josh?
Brian: Ah I sent them on a
little errand.
Christine: An errand?
We have everything.
Brian: Well it's a special
errand.
Christine: Huh, what kind of
special errand?
Brian: Well I told Josh that
if he took Sonny to the park
during the unveiling I would
give him...
Josh: $100.
You know how much ice cream you
can get for $100, Sonny?
[Dog barking]
Josh: That's right, a lot.
Sure are a lot of people here
today.
[Dogs barking]
Josh: I guess it's like this
every Saturday.
I'll race you to the other side.
[Music playing]
[Dog barking]
Vinny: That was a good
sandwich I had for lunch.
Joey: What'd you have?
Vinny: A sausage.
Joey: Sausage, why didn't you
have a meatball?
Vinny: Ah forget about
meatball sandwich.
Joey: [Laughing]
Meatball is way better than
sausage.
Vinny: You tell me you think
that a meatball is better than a
sausage.
Take one bite of a meatball
sandwich and it falls all over
the place.
Joey: A meatball sandwich is
way better - you get two pieces
of meat instead of one, you get
the mozzarella, you get the
ragout, you get the pepper.
Vinny: Ooh, peppers.
Who puts peppers on a meatball?
Peppers go on a sausage, in a
sausage only.
Joey: What about a beef?
You put peppers on a beef.
Vinny: Absolutely not.
[Speaking Italian]
Joey: [Speaking Italian]
Peppers is the same thing.
Vinny: What are you talking
about?
I can grow peppers in my
backyard - red peppers, green
peppers, yellow peppers.
Where do you go to [speaking
Italian]?
Joey: Take the peppers that
you grow in your backyard and
chop 'em up real nice and small
and I stick 'em in a jar, I fill
that up with oil and salt and
oregano and garlic.
I mean you gotta have garlic.
Vinny: Garlic is good.
Joey: And then I top it all
off with pepper!
Vinny: You put pepper on
peppers?
You're a meatball.
Joey: Yeah well you're a
sausage.
Vinny: A sausage is taller
than a meatball.
Joey: Well a meatball is a
lot faster than a sausage.
Vinny: Oh you know there's no
way that a meatball is faster
than a sausage.
Joey: You put a meatball and
a sausage at the top of the hill
and the meatball is gonna get to
the bottom first every time.
Vinny: Not if the sausage
runs over the meatball and
crushes it.
Joey: Oh yeah well one
sausage doesn't stand a chance
against two meatballs.
Vinny: You want a piece of
this pork chop?
Joey: Yes I do.
Come here I'm gonna take your
sausage, I'm gonna bust it in.
Brian: Okay uh everyone if
you could uh gather round please
uh it's time for the big
unveiling.
[Phone ringing]
Mr. Cobalt I can assure you
what you're about to see will
absolutely blow our competitors
out of the water.
[Dog barking]
♪♪♪
[Dog growling]
♪♪♪
[Dog barking]
[Dog growling]
[Dog barking]
♪♪♪
Joey: Meatballs are like a
combo.
Vinny: Get offa me meatball
head.
[Dogs barking]
Vinny: Gimme the binoculars.
Joey: [Indistinct]
[Dogs barking]
Vinny: That's dino and rocky.
Joey: That is definitely
rocky but I'm not sure if it's
dino.
[Overlapping shouting]
[Music playing]
[Engine revving]
♪♪♪
Brian: Ladies and gentlemen,
is a great honour to have you
all here today for this event.
Thank you all for coming to the
unveiling of the new downtown
cobalt complex soon to be the
largest and finest business and
shopping complex around.
[Dogs barking]
♪♪♪
Brian: And now what you've
all been waiting to see.
[Gasping]
[Applause]
[Dogs barking]
[Gasping]
[Crashing]
Christine: Brian!
[Murmuring]
Crazy.
[Crunching]
[Chattering]
Christine: Honey sweetheart
are you okay?
Sweetie.
Josh: Oh no.
[Dog grunting]
Brian: I'm sorry.
Josh: Daddy.
Brian: Josh.
Josh: My chest hurts.
Christine: Oh Josh, Josh!
Someone call 911.
[Chattering]
Christine: Okay okay.
[Radio chattering]
Christine: Mom's here.
[Radio chattering]
Christine: Is he gonna be
okay?
[Siren wailing]
Vinny: [Whistling]
I think I saw him go around this
corner someplace.
There he is, there he is.
Joey: Sonny.
Vinny: Hey buddy.
Joey: Good to see you again
hey?
You look good, you lose some
weight?
You look great, man you look
trim.
Oh fabulous.
Joey: We missed you.
Joey: We missed you huh?
Vinny: You're coming home.
Joey: [Yelling]
[Dog barking]
Joey: [Yelling]
Okay come on, come on.
[Dog barking]
Joey: You little rat.
Vinny: Careful with my suit
there.
Dr. Macks extension 456.
♪♪♪
Don't worry, he's gonna be
fine - just no more crazy
sprinting after a dog okay?
Josh: I promise.
[Music playing]
Brian: [Sighs]
What did I tell you Josh?
Christine: Honey can we at
least wait till he's dressed to
start the lecture?
Brian: You're right, sorry
son.
I'll wait outside for you guys.
Josh: Mom?
Christine: Yeah sweetie?
Josh: It wasn't Sonny's
fault.
Christine: Oh we know.
Don't worry.
Josh: Sonny?
Sonny where are you?
Christine: He's probably just
upstairs waiting for you.
It's that dog.
Christine: Sonny has nothing
to do with Josh's condition.
Brian: Yes he does.
Christine: [Laughing]
He can't help it, he's a dog -
that's what dogs do, they run.
I mean it is not like we told
Sonny that Josh had a heart
condition.
You gotta understand that.
Brian: Okay well understand
this I just lost my job because
of that animal.
What am I supposed to do now?
Christine: You're a great
architect, you'll find another
job.
Brian: Like designing what,
uh gas stations in Alaska?
We'll have to sell the house.
Christine: I mean we have
enough money to get by for a
while.
Brian: What if I don't find a
job in a while?
Christine: Well you have
always wanted to open your own
design firm and maybe this is an
opportunity.
Brian: That thing up there is
the real problem.
Ever since we've had it
everything has gone wrong; It
has brought nothing but problems
for us.
He has to go before I can even
begin to figure out what we're
gonna do next.
Josh: He's gone.
You chased him away.
Brian: Son I'm sure he's
around here somewhere.
Christine: He must be just
outside honey.
I'm sorry sir but there's
nothing in the dog's stomach.
Vinny: Don tazio, she's right
- we don't see a ring, there's
not one in there.
[Music playing]
Joey: Hey where's that
sausage you was talking about?
Vinny: What are you talking
about?
Joey: I see a lot of
meatballs but I don't see no
sausage.
Tazio: [Crying]
Tazio: My ring.
I'll never see it again.
[Crying]
Tazio: Get me my ring back.
♪♪♪
Tazio: [Crying]
♪♪♪
Olivia: Hey, what's wrong?
Campaign pressure getting to
you?
Josh: Sonny, he's missing.
Olivia: I'm sorry - I'll
help you find him.
Josh: Yeah we'll never find
him.
Olivia: Everything's gonna be
okay, we'll find Sonny.
Josh: I don't think so.
[Sighs]
My father chased him away and
now he's never coming back
because he knows that my dad
hates him.
Olivia: Your dad loves you -
he would never hurt you.
Josh: Then why did he get rid
of Sonny?
Tazio: You come here to get
your dog back but you don't ask
with respect.
You don't offer friendship, you
don't even think to call me
godfather.
Tazio: But I'm gonna make you
an offer you can't refuse.
Joey: Hey boss.
Tazio: What?
Vinny: What do we do now
boss?
Tazio: [Sighs]
We're gonna use the dog as bait.
Joey: What you want to go
fishing?
Tazio: Yeah, yeah we're gonna
go fishing.
Vinny: For the ring pudding
head.
Joey: Oh, fishing.
♪♪♪
Brian: [Sighs]
Christine: Anything?
Brian: I checked garage, the
park, the pound, nothing.
I mean we've been up all night
looking for him - he's just
gone.
Christine: He's gotta be
somewhere.
Josh: I knew it.
You got rid of him.
Brian: I did not, son.
Josh: Yes you did, you hate
him.
Christine: Josh calm down,
your father does not hate Sonny.
Josh: Yes he does.
Christine: No he doesn't.
Josh: Yes he does!
Christine: No he doesn't.
Brian: Stop, he's right
Christine - I do hate him, well
did.
Well actually I don't really
hate him, well I did hate him
for a bit there but not really.
It's that he and I and then he
and I...
[Sighs]
I didn't like Sonny but I see
how happy he makes you and
that's what really matters.
I want my family to be happy and
I think it's taken Sonny
disappearing for me to realize
that he really is a part of our
family.
[Phone ringing]
Brian: Hello?
Yes this is Brian Franks.
Sonny?
Yes I understand, uh the lake
house off the old dirt road -
one hour.
[Music playing]
Christine: So?
Brian: Somebody kidnapped
Sonny and they want that old
ring.
Christine: You mean the one
we found in his you know what?
Brian: Yeah and they said to
be there in an hour or Sonny
will be k...
Both: Killed?
Brian: No actually the line
went all staticy on me - I
didn't really hear what they
said but I'm sure it wasn't
something good.
[Sighs]
Christine: What are we gonna
do?
Brian: I think I better do
what they said.
Josh: Dad I want to help save
Sonny too.
Brian: No Josh it's my fault,
I'll handle it.
Christine: You shouldn't be
going alone.
Brian: They said no police.
Christine: I know but what
are you gonna do?
Sweetheart you pass out when you
give blood.
Brian: That's true but I can
handle this.
Josh: Dad you don't even like
Sonny.
Brian: But I love you.
Josh: Mom, dad can't save
Sonny by himself.
Christine: I know.
But I have an idea.
Josh: So do I.
♪♪♪
[Phone beeping]
Emergency service.
Christine: Yes police please.
♪♪♪
Josh: Oh.
Olivia?
Is that you?
Olivia: Josh?
Josh: Yeah.
Olivia: Something's wrong
isn't it?
Josh: Sonny's been kidnapped
- I need your help.
Olivia: Come in.
♪♪♪
Brian: Here it goes.
[Doorbell ringing]
Vinny: You got the ring?
Brian: Yes I've got the ring.
You have the dog?
Vinny: Yeah I got the dog,
come on in.
♪♪♪
Olivia: This the house?
Josh: I think so.
Olivia: Let's move.
[Rustling]
♪♪♪
Tazio: Mr. Franks, pleasure
to meet you.
Brian: Is it?
I'm not so sure.
Tazio: Oh you make it sound
like it's the end for you and
the dog.
Please I can assure you that it
won't be.
Tazio: Just give me back the
ring.
Brian: I'll give you the ring
as soon as I see that Sonny is
alive and well.
Tazio: [Laughing]
Tazio: Mr. Franks you're in
no position to make demands
but...
Tazio: Hmm.
Olivia: Alright everyone,
this is what we've been training
for.
I want colonel Saunders to take
up a position on the left,
captain crunch on the right and
both of you should keep an eye
out for any escape attempt by
them to the lake.
General electric and private
property will be with Josh and
I up front.
Josh: What about officer
mack here?
Olivia: She knows what to do,
don't you?
Olivia: Let's go.
[Dog growling]
[Music playing]
[Dog barking]
Brian: Yeah.
Tazio: My ring.
[Doorbell ringing]
Tazio: I told you to come
alone.
Brian: I did, I swear.
Tazio: Answer the door and be
careful.
Joey: Yeah.
♪♪♪
Joey: There's a little girl
at the door.
What's the matter little girl
are you lost, huh?
Don't be sad, it's alright.
Everything's gonna be...
Rose: [Yelling]
Joey: Ah!
Rose: Take that, sucker.
Joey: [Grunting]
Tazio: Don't move.
Brian: Okay.
Tazio: Go!
Joey: [Yelling]
Olivia: Fire.
[Nerfball gunshots]
Both: [Yelling]
Tazio: Get those kids.
Vinny: Got it boss.
[Nerfball gunshots]
Both: [Yelling]
Vinny: Hey, hey whoa, hey hey
hey whoa whoa, come here.
What are you doing in here?
[Music playing]
Vinny: Come back here kid,
come here, get over here.
Get over here kid.
[Music playing]
[Nerfball gunshot]
Vinny: Hey kid wait, get the,
what the...
Joey: Oh!
Sonny, come here you dumb mutt.
[Grunting]
♪♪♪
Olivia: Captain crunch
they're coming, get out of
there.
Brian: Josh, what are you
doing here?
Josh: Saving Sonny, and you
too dad.
Brian: Okay.
Joey: Sonny!
Josh: Hey you.
[Nerfball gunshot]
Joey: Give me that.
Let me show you how to use this
thing.
Brian: I don't think so.
[Nerf gunshots]
Joey: [Yelling]
[Nerf gunshots]
Joey: [Grunting]
Vinny: [Grunting]
Ahh!
Ugh.
[Panting]
Olivia: There's one getting
away.
Vinny: [Panting]
[Rockets firing]
Vinny: [Yelling]
Oof ooh.
Joey: [Grunting]
[Music playing]
Vinny: Joey.
Joey: Vinny.
Vinny: Joey.
Joey: These kids are tough.
Vinny: Yeah let's get out of
here.
Joey: How?
Vinny: The boat.
Josh: Good idea, go.
Olivia: They're heading for
the boat.
Dream team converge at the dock.
♪♪♪
[Dog growling]
Brian: Hey.
Josh: Hey Sonny Sonny Sonny.
Brian: Come here oh god, come
here.
Josh: [Indistinct]
Tazio: I've had enough of
you.
[Beeping]
[Rocket firing]
Brian: [Grunting]
[Dog barking]
♪♪♪
Joey: Whoa whoa take it easy.
Vinny: Guys we can work this
out.
Josh: Dad?
Brian: Huh.
Josh: Dad.
Brian: Woo.
Vinny: Come on take it easy.
Joey: Why don't we talk about
this huh?
Josh: Dad I can't believe you
took a bullet for Sonny.
Brian: I took a bullet for
you and Sonny.
Joey: Ready ready I got 'em,
ha!
♪♪♪
Joey: [Yelling]
[Water splashing]
Joey: Ah!
[Siren wailing]
[Radio chattering]
♪♪♪
Joey: Vinny your hair.
Vinny: Uh where's my comb?
[Radio chattering]
♪♪♪
Marks: Freeze!
Tazio: What?
What did I do?
I want my lawyer.
Marks: Top crime boss taken
down by a bunch of kids.
[Beeping]
Tazio: Alright alright.
Marks: This is one for the
books.
Tazio: Yeah yeah.
[Radio chattering]
Joey: Take it easy, get out
of here.
Ow ow ow.
Vinny: Aw get in there you
meatball.
Joey: Ah.
Vinny: Hey hey watch the
hair.
Joey: Get you, bums in my
face.
Joey: Dad by the way this
Olivia, my campaign manager and
also commander of the dream team
unit that saved you.
Olivia: Nice to finally meet
you Mr. Franks.
You are so lucky to have an
amazing kid like Josh here as a
son and I promise you that my
intentions with him are purely
tween in nature.
Josh: Isn't she great?
Brian: How old are you?
Olivia: Well in dog years i'm
one and three quarters but in
human years I'm 12 but really
it's all relative isn't it?
Brian: Sure.
Brian: [Sighs]
Sonny I'm so sorry for
everything that's happened.
Can you forgive me?
I'm glad we found you because
our family wouldn't be the same
without you.
Josh: Does that mean we can
keep him?
Brian: Of course.
Sonny's family.
Josh: Yes he is.
[Dog panting]
Brian: Well uh I wonder what
happened to that ring.
[Dog groaning]
All: [Laughing]
[Music playing]
Brian: Good morning everyone.
Both: Good morning.
Brian: Ah um where's my...
[Dog groaning]
Brian: Thanks Sonny.
Josh: Nice sweater, mom.
Christine: Thank you.
Josh: Right on time.
Christine: Good morning,
Olivia.
Olivia: Morning everyone.
Christine: Would you like the
usual?
Olivia: Sure but I'll take it
to go.
Josh and I have a lot of work to
do at school today with his
acceptance speech for class
president.
Christine: Of course you do.
Josh: So do you think we
should tell dino that he ran a
good campaign even though he
lost?
Olivia: Nah I have something
better in mind for him.
Josh: You didn't.
Christine: Ah yes, the tween
years.
Brian: You know I gotta go
too or I'll be later for work.
Thanks honey.
Christine: Bye mwah.
Brian: Hey buddy, good luck
with your uh acceptance speech
today.
Josh: Thanks. Dad.
Are you gonna be home for
dinner?
Brian: I think so, depends on
how much traffic of course.
Christine: Be careful on your
commute.
Brian: You know what?
We really are a family now
aren't we?
[Dog groaning]
[Dog barking]
♪♪♪
♪ You know just what I need when
I'm feeling down ♪
♪ you have a way of turning
things all around somehow ♪
♪ well I wonder how you do it
and when I just can't take it ♪
♪ all anymore here you come
you're knocking ♪
Christine: Good morning Mr.
Franks could I offer you a
coffee?
Brian: Why thank you Mrs.
Franks, I'd love some.
♪ That you'll have a way to
solve this ♪
♪ what would I do if I didn't
have you ♪
♪ you make my day you put a
smile on my face ♪
♪ that's just your way ♪
Dino: No!
I am live on the set of the
motion picture \"the dogfather\"
with Sonny, the star dog.
Gabe: Gabe.
Uh pardon me?
Gabe: The name is Gabe okay,
uh get it right.
Sonny's the movie name and
another thing I'm not just a
dog, I'm an actor too heh.
Okay sorry I'll call you
Gabe.
Sonny: Sonny.
Huh?
Sonny: Yeah I'm in character
now so just call me Sonny,
that'll be good.
Okay so Sonny uh what is it
like playing a dog who doesn't
talk?
Sonny: That's a lot of hard
work, I mean I have to stretch
myself as an artiste um but I
think I'm giving an Oscar type
performance here.
Is it hard not talking on set
for weeks?
Sonny: It sure is, I mean i'd
like to give some of these
people on set a piece of my
mind.
Like who?
Sonny: Everybody - the
producers, the director, the
other dogs and even Chris
parnell.
Wow it sounds like there's a
lot of problems on set.
Sonny: Sure is.
First of all, the producers
aren't paying me enough for this
role.
Anything else?
Sonny: The director's a total
hack job huh?
I'm practically directing it
myself.
Then the other dogs, they can't
even get their lines right.
[Dogs barking]
And even Chris parnell, is
he giving you a hard time?
Sonny: Parnell's going around
telling everybody he's the big
star of the movie.
Well he is isn't he?
Sonny: Hey, bird brain!
You can't make a movie about a
dog without a dog, but parnell,
he can be replaced.
How is it working with Chris
parnell?
Sonny: He's okay.
He knows his lines but his
delivery's all wrong plus he's a
diva.
He demanded a bigger trailer
than me and spends all day in
hair and makeup.
How much time do you spend in
hair and make up?
Sonny: Look at me, i'm
perfect - do I look like I need
hair and makeup?
You look great for a dog.
Sonny: I look better than you
baldy.
[Laughing]
Hey baldy, I like that.
How about Josh, is he doing a
good job?
Sonny: He keeps forgetting
his lines.
Josh: He won't pee in the
meatballs, ah.
[Laughter]
Josh told us that he often
takes you for walks on set.
Sonny: Does this look like he
was taking me for a walk?
Christine: Bye Sonny.
[Dog barking]
Josh: Whoa.
How about Joey and vinny?
They seem cool.
Sonny: These two clowns?
I just want to rip 'em to
shreds.
[Ripping]
Is there anything you enjoyed
while filming?
Sonny: Of course, lunchtime.
[Chewing]
[Laughing]
Will you come back for the
sequel?
Sonny: There is no sequel
without me.
If the producers pay me what I
deserve, I come back huh?
Without me, they got squadoosh.
Squadoosh, right.
Last question - have you uh made
any new friends on set?
Gabe: With my personality of
course I did.
♪ Awimoweh awimoweh awimoweh
awimoweh... ♪
♪♪♪